So frustrating!

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Registered: 01-07-2007
So frustrating!
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Sun, 07-01-2007 - 10:33am

Hi everyone,

I've discovered the most annoying thing ever!

Last night I was happily using my vibrator and, just as I was starting to have what was going to be a *fantastic* orgasm, the stupid thing stopped working! So there I am, frantically switching it on and off, shaking it, bashing it against my headboard and - nothing!

I then spent the next 45 minutes switching between trying to have my orgasm without it and trying to make it work again and getting more and more frustrated that I just couldn't finish.

So annoying! Is it only me that these things seem to happen to?!

Thanks,
Clare.

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Registered: 08-16-2006
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 10:36am
I apologize before I type this, ok, but man that was funny, what a picture it put in my head ,lol. Sory it probably wasn't that funny to you though. Maybe invest in a back up one, good luck.
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Sun, 07-01-2007 - 10:38am
I bet you'll never be caught without spare batteries again. ;o)

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Registered: 02-20-2007
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 10:53am
I know the feeling. It happened to me not too long ago actually, I got up looking for batteries and realized I didn't even know what kind it took. So I looked and it was some weird battery I had never seen before. So needless to say I had to use my trusty fingers instead of the toy.
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Registered: 03-31-2007
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 10:56am

Two words: spare batteries

I have definitely learned to keep those handy, and I have an electric one just in case the battery one is actually broken.

It does seem having it die in the middle of an event is the worst! It's sometimes difficult to get your mind back into it.



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Sun, 07-01-2007 - 12:18pm

Thanks everyone! :-)

I guess one positive is that, whilst I was struggling and unable to have my orgasm, I have discovered about seven new positions to try when masturbating! :-)

And I don't think it was the batteries because they were brand new and at one stage I got it working again (Woohoo! Relief!) until I put it back down there when it stopped again (D'oh!)

Not a good weekend! :-)

Clare.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 12:44pm

Sounds like a short Clare. Too bad they don't make vibrators like they used too (LOL)!

I think several of us wold love to hear about the new positions though!



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Sun, 07-01-2007 - 1:24pm

Hehe! :-)

They're probably not that exciting... but the best one was holding a pillow on the edge of my bed so that it was bent through 90 degrees, one leg across the bed, one leg on the floor and then keep moving quickly back and forth against the pillow until I felt ready, then stop, put my hand down there to finish and... nothing... then repeat... and nothing! Grrr!!!

Does anybody else have any "guaranteed orgasm" suggestions?

Clare.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 1:28pm
For me, it's the shower massage. Works every time, and hasn't let me down in years!


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Sun, 07-01-2007 - 1:46pm

D'oh!

My shower head is fixed to the wall, about six feet from the ground... Maybe a head stand or hand stand in the bath will get me close enough... :-) Although with my luck somebody will turn the water off at the critical moment! :-)

Thanks,
Clare.

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Registered: 02-20-2007
Sun, 07-01-2007 - 1:47pm
I have yet to try that. For some reason I can't get it in my head that it would work.
I will just have to try it sometime soon.
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