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Talk dirty to me
| Sat, 03-26-2005 - 2:50pm |
I have been in a long distance relationship for about the last six months with this guy. IT is going really well, and we are to a point where he wants me to start taling dirty to him. The truth is I really want to, but have never done so before and don't know where to start.
Does anyone have any advice??!!??!?!

Here is a thread that was posted a while ago about talking dirty.
My only advice to you is to just go with the flow, not to hold back. Otherwise it'll be no good. Think about what you'd want to get from something like that, and you'll find that 9 times out of 10, it'll be exactly what he'll get.
Just think about what you'd do to him if it was a physical sitation. Describe it, emotions, textures, feelings, the complete works. Take it from there. Completely indulge. You can describe things youre to shy to try in the physical, thats the beauty of it. Besides, you might not be so shy the next time round!
Funnily enough, just before reading this, I had just encountered my first dirty SMS talk with my current boyfriend. It didn't even feel weird, and because we both knew exactly where we wanted to take the conversation, it didn't have to be awkward, or even remotely thought about.
In fact it's probably one of the very closest things you can do with someone you care about, it's not just doing it, it's talking about how you feel and how you want to make your partner feel. A win win situation for all, and it can never go wrong!
If you want to ask anything else feel free, youre talking to someone whos fresh out of the dirty talk bag remember!
I am gone from home A LOT (about 5 months + a year) and it took awhile for my wife to get comfortable with this also (when I am fortunite enough to have a room / phone).
She has told me its easier for her to close her eyes and think about things, as it can be difficult if your eyes are seeing something different then your brain is visualizing (or turn out the lights). Try and have as few distractions as possible...
Maybe let your boyfriend start the conversation, and there will be pauses that you can inject your "thoughts".... once you get comfortable with it, it becomes much easier. Relax and have FUN with it, thats the most important thing...
:-)
Enjoy!
Owl
I experienced this for the first time this month when he was on a business trip for ten days. He started it and then I reciprocated - two or times actually. I find cellphone voicemail easier to talk dirty to. Also, you can save the messages and listen to them over & over & over!!
First, I would suggest that he leave you a message, and after you've listened to it, call him back and respond to all the points/areas that he brought up. Being on the bed and closing your eyes, may help your imagery/wording. I had the most difficult time saying "Pu**y" out loud that it took that me three times to record my message properly.
Our only person to person call began with me asking questions: where are you?, what are wearing? is it hard or soft under those jeans? Do you want to touch it? want me to feel it? want me to kiss it?, etc.. Asking questions was easier for me and avoided me from having to say the hard-core words first. Once I heard him say them it was easy for me to say them.
Good luck and have fun with it.
Practice out loud by yourself for a while. Write down a whole bunch of verbs (you know, "action words") and whole bunch of nouns (names of body parts etc). I'd give you some good examples, but the board filters prevent me from posting them - but verbs will usually be slang terms for intercourse, and other words like "suck", "lick", "push" etc. The nouns will be slang words for body parts (especially "vagina" and "penis") but will include words like "nipples" and "breasts". Throw in a list of some adjectives and intensifiers as well, like "wet", "hard", "swollen" etc.
Practice going thorough the list and saying them out loud so that you get used to using them. Then, write down some sentences where you can fill the gaps in, then fill in the gaps. For example, "I want you to ____ my ____ ____"
Yes, this will seem really weird at first, but after a while you will find that you feel 1000% better at saying these things out loud and that you can think of a whole variety of phrases and sentences to use. Makes doing it under real conditions on the telephone a lot easier! Have fun with it!
In addition to the great advice abroad, keep in mind the option to simply practice describing in detail what you'd do to him. If you do this effective enough, you won't even need the foul language talk IMO.
It might even help to remember that the listener in these situations typically has the eyes closed and is simply enjoying the imagination...you fill that imagination need as the speaker by describing in detail what you're doing the whole time, even with sound effects and such.
I read that from a male message board and it seemed pretty popular. Good luck to you.
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