Turn Off's in Bed

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Registered: 03-18-2005
Turn Off's in Bed
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Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:37pm

OK, you've met a great guy/gal or just got into a relationship - you're in the process of making love or having sex for the very first time. He or she does or says something that turns you off completely .. what is it?

Share your stories!

PS

For me in the FAR past, baby talk - not in the middle of hot sex (not the time or place) that's a turn off. Or, he says "boy you're really getting into it" making me feel ashamed (that actually happened) like DUH that's what it's all about - apparently he had hang ups, ha! I can't think of anything else personally that's happened....I think they had a Sex and the City about this AKA turn offs in bed. Oh, I remember Miranda wasn't into the dirty talk - that I don't mind at all.

 
 
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Registered: 01-02-2005
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 3:29pm

Its called a "dead lay" or a "dead f***" when one partner does nothing to aid the process and shows no enthusiasm. Had one of those for 2-1/2 years.

Other turnoffs are Oriental giggling and when the woman says "Yech!" when she sees c*m. Or she does a great full BJ then runs to the sink to spit and hack & brush her teeth (she knew it was coming).

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Registered: 04-27-2005
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 3:35pm

OMG! I realize to each their own, but to run to the sink and spit it out...its in your mouth longer trying to get there to spit it out then if you just swallowed it!!!

Okay I will quit commenting on this thread as I just seem to expound on each of your turn offs, I guess I really don't have any. But then again I have sooooooooooooooo much to experience as of yet! :=)

 

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 3:43pm
Yep, if you're going to have someone just lay there and do nothing, you might as well have a blow-up doll and you don't even have to buy the doll dinner!

~Tish

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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 4:20pm

That's what I thought they meant when they said that those inflatable women were 'life-like', LOL.

I was hoping that you had seen how much I've changed. A year ago I would have said that he was 'acting like a woman'. :-)

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Registered: 11-26-2004
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 4:42pm
tee hee I have this image stuck in my head of a poor guy with an inflatable doll that sprung a leak. ;-) That's almost as bad as running out of cucumbers.......this is too funny.
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 4:55pm

and flying around the room like a huge balloon


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Registered: 11-26-2004
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 4:58pm
tee hee....stark naked and with a boner too, to boot..... (oh the imagery)....
Imagination is more important than knowledge." (Albert Einstein )
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 4:59pm
And it's a little easier to explain a cucumber in the house but a deflated blowup doll........uh.
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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 5:02pm
giggle...you said "boner." LOL!
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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 5:04pm
...oops, non-TOS language...so spank me. ;-)
Imagination is more important than knowledge." (Albert Einstein )