Turn Off's in Bed

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Turn Off's in Bed
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Thu, 07-14-2005 - 11:37pm

OK, you've met a great guy/gal or just got into a relationship - you're in the process of making love or having sex for the very first time. He or she does or says something that turns you off completely .. what is it?

Share your stories!

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For me in the FAR past, baby talk - not in the middle of hot sex (not the time or place) that's a turn off. Or, he says "boy you're really getting into it" making me feel ashamed (that actually happened) like DUH that's what it's all about - apparently he had hang ups, ha! I can't think of anything else personally that's happened....I think they had a Sex and the City about this AKA turn offs in bed. Oh, I remember Miranda wasn't into the dirty talk - that I don't mind at all.

 
 
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Registered: 11-26-2004
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 5:11pm
I wonder if the opposite of a dead lay would be "jackhammer man." A man who just sticks it in(no foreplay or anything), and hammers away for 45 minutes straight.... ;-)
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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 5:37pm

But I have seen how you changed Rice.


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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 5:51pm
Yes....run from the man who refers to his penis as a "jackhammer" or any other kind of power tool. NOT a good omen!
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Fri, 07-15-2005 - 11:48pm

I have one of those dolls. She's good looking, and a great dinner conversationalist. But I've been buying her dinner for a coupla years and she hasn't blown me again yet.

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Registered: 01-02-2005
Fri, 07-15-2005 - 11:51pm

speaking of balloons letting out gas, my computer-illiterate BIL suggested that his biggest turn-off in bed be listed as his GF passing wind under the covers then pulling them up over his head and holding them tight so he HAS to BREATHE that stuff !

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Sat, 07-16-2005 - 6:15pm
OMG! I thought only men did that! LOL!
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Sat, 07-16-2005 - 8:38pm
I would say that would be a total turn off for me.

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Sat, 07-16-2005 - 9:55pm

Ahhh....the good old "dutch oven". I never did grow out of fart humour. Only the worst of the worst stinks will put me off - the others just make me laugh. Reminds me of our recent trip to the snow. I fed the family legumes for dinner then the next day we headed off on a 5 hour drive. It was hilarious.

As for turn offs that I've experienced:
Having a guy get visibly shocked at my female ejaculation. Another guy who would immediately go and clean his penis after sex (before the cuddle!). Someone who was uncomfortable at my experimenting....and the same guy hated me being vocal. Cigarette breath. Sharp bits on his fingernails.

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Sat, 07-16-2005 - 10:43pm

female ejaculation is a most wondrous event !

I don't care if my penis glues itself full-length to my thigh hairs after sex, I still wouldn't jump out of bed to clean it before cuddling! and falling off to sleep. Oh, and I do a backrub then too before I snooze.

I ADORE vocal.

Cigarette breath is bad, I'm just lucky that DW2 doesn't have that...brand ? or metabolism ? .

I work with my hands but do everything I can to soften the sharp bits on my hands & fingernails. And there's always a latex glove + lube !!

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Sun, 07-17-2005 - 1:37am

We always called a woman that just lies there a starfish.

Farting in bed would be my biggest turn-off. Yes, I know that we ALL have to fart, but please, please, don't do it in bed and God forbid, during cunnilingus. You'd be kicked out of bed for that. I don't care how hot you are! LOL!