What the heck is a "Dirty Sanchez"?

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What the heck is a "Dirty Sanchez"?
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Mon, 07-19-2004 - 1:32pm
Does anyone out there know, what the heck is a "Dirty Sanchez"?. My BF said he was going to give me one for my birthday next week, but when I asked him what exactly that meant, and what he was going to do, he just smirked and promised me I'd like it. Ok, I say, but I'm still curious.
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Mon, 07-19-2004 - 3:13pm
Wow, that is really nasty. I just left a message on his voice mail and want him to tell me why he thinks that is something I would want as a birthday present. We do lots of anal play and stuff like that, but a Dirty Sanchez just sounds degrading. What are you supposed to do with a poop moustache on your upper lip? Smell it to remind you of the anal sex just performed (my sore butt already does that).

Glad you find this funny but I am a bit embarrassed.

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Registered: 04-13-2004
Mon, 07-19-2004 - 3:17pm
Glad to hear it! Thank goodness! I'd be asking my hubby "why" he would think I'd like that too!!! He would just not be into that at all. Maybe you should just ask him if he would like to receive one? Turn the tables. 10 times out of 10 times, men DO NOT want what they enjoy giving us sometimes! True!
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Mon, 07-19-2004 - 3:27pm
Dear Busybee,

I didn't think him doing this "dirty sanchez" to you was funny, what I thought was funny was that it actually existed and that someone had bothered to give it a name. Who the hell comes up with something like this????

I hope he was just kidding about giving you one of these things (seems like he might be), but if he is serious, make sure that you give him one first!

Peace.

Scott.

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Registered: 05-18-2004
Mon, 07-19-2004 - 3:35pm
Scott, the when DH told me what it was I about peed myself laughing. A few months back he was given a link to a huge list of sexual terms and what they meant, and he kept saying you gotta read this everytime he came across something bizarre or funny. It wouldn't be my cup of tea though ;o)

Leticia

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Mon, 07-19-2004 - 3:37pm
>>I didn't think him doing this "dirty sanchez" to you was funny, what I thought was funny was that it actually existed and that someone had bothered to give it a name. Who the hell comes up with something like this????<<

I think some people just read your post too fast, it was obvious you weren't laughing at her. I've been around here long enough for me to know you wouldn't do that.

Leticia

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Mon, 07-19-2004 - 5:07pm
That was my thought too. Who on earth thinks up this stuff and the names? LOL. As gross and disgusting at it is, the name "Dirty Sanchez" sure fits the bill, lol. Maybe a guy with the last name of Sanchez tried it on his beloved and yelled it out from the top of his balcony!
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Registered: 04-02-2004
Mon, 07-19-2004 - 5:20pm
I give oral after anal all the time but have never seen or felt a "dirty sanchez" on my face. Maybe I just get "clean" sanchezes.
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Tue, 07-20-2004 - 12:57am
LOVELY. But the only "men" I know who still like to play with poop, are around 2 yrs. old! My suggestion? Let him do it and then give him a BIG WET GOOEY STINKY kiss! LOL!


Edited 7/20/2004 1:36 am ET ET by katmandoo2001
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Tue, 07-20-2004 - 12:14pm
The appeal of a Dirty sanchez is a mystery to me -- why would a guy want to get a girl's poop on his finger?
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Sat, 07-24-2004 - 2:45am
Well I'd tell him that before he does you have to give him a Hot Carl. Seriously, your man has some problems if he's serious about this.