What makes me horny is . . .

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Registered: 01-06-2008
What makes me horny is . . .
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Sun, 01-06-2008 - 9:29am

I recently divulged to my girlfriends that coffee makes me horny lol. this is sort of an issue because i only drink coffee at work. all 5 of them said I was wierd that coffee made me horny. SO i thought i would ask everybody what makes them instantly horny. eveybody is different. i guess it can be anything whether it is something on tv or something somebody says or even coffee!


oh and what time of the day r u most horny? hehe

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Sun, 01-06-2008 - 11:27am

Welcome to the board, lilyjes.

For me, I think I always get horny when I'm near any kind of water -- ocean, lake, river, pool, spa, bath, etc. I know those same things also trigger relaxation for me.

LOL, luckily it's not coffee or I'd be a sex addict for sure!

As for time of day, that really varies.









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Registered: 12-26-2007
Sun, 01-06-2008 - 2:22pm
Coffee? Thats one that i never heard of making someone horney. Anytime by finace touches me or kisses me it makes me hot and that anytime of day. Even though 95% of the time nothing can be done because of the kids but as soon as they go to bed its all over with.
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Sun, 01-06-2008 - 4:58pm

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Sun, 01-06-2008 - 9:42pm
I was taking a walk down a particular memory lane a bit ago, and remembered something else that is guaranteed to put me in the mood .... saxophone music is a sure thing, watching a man play the saxophone is a huge bonus.








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Registered: 01-04-2008
Wed, 01-09-2008 - 8:06am
well I can't stand the taste of coffee so at least I am safe there and thankfully my morning mountain dew doesn't make me instantly horny, however I do wake up extremely horny every single day of my life. A simple kiss from DH definitely gets me in the mood but really I am in the mood practically 24/7 so doesn't take much for me to be ready instantly!!!
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Registered: 09-27-2005
Wed, 01-09-2008 - 10:36am

Since I am a man. Im horny all the time. But what gets me really going can be anything. Im mainly horny on Friday and Saturday nights.

Things that make me horny.

Breathing
My wife
Women
Women who dress sexy
Women who dress conservative, because Im just dying to see what is under that buttoned up collar to her neck.
Heels
G Strings
Sexy lacey bras
Getting a glimps of a thong when a woman bends over, kneels, or does anything that might cuase her thong to show.
Stripers
Porn Stars
The lady down the hall from my office
The lady president of the Chamber of Cemmerce and her admin assistant
The weather girl
A chick who plays guitar
A woman who drinks beer out of a bottle( the whole oral fixation)
A woman who drinks shots
A woman who works out and is all sweaty
A woman with wearing a ball cap with the pony tail sticking out.

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Registered: 12-03-2007
Wed, 01-09-2008 - 12:54pm

Awesome list...

I would add:
A 40+ inch wide whale tale,
A nice "camel toe"
Cold days and stretchy halter tops,
Some types of body piercings,
A modest "muffin top"
Brazilian waxing,
Green eyes,
Tats in strategically located places and
women who are damn proud to show them to you.

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Registered: 04-13-2007
Wed, 01-09-2008 - 1:06pm
Mostly anything oral.
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Registered: 09-27-2005
Wed, 01-09-2008 - 2:21pm

Im not sure on the muffin top!!

But a nice tattoo on the small of the back when it is revealed at the same time as her thong.
I have beginning to notice ladies getting tats around the belly button, a nice snowflake. but in 20 years that snowflake could be a maple leaf! (OMG did I say that??)

A confident woman is a sexy woman.

A woman who tells you she is horny and wants to use you for all her sexual perversions.

A nice business skirt with a stylish buttoned up top. Because after normal business hours that top button or two somehow always comes unbuttoned

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sails.Explore. Dream.Discover" ...

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Registered: 01-10-2008
Thu, 01-10-2008 - 5:33am

Anywhere where

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