Why didn't someone warn me!?!?

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Registered: 08-12-2003
Why didn't someone warn me!?!?
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Mon, 08-01-2005 - 10:34pm
I told you all about my lil dryness problem and the fact that im new to sex. My boyfriend went out and got some lube and lord was it messy!! It was like havin an indoor slip'n'slide. It was everywhere! But, things went a whole lot smoother. I guess we shouldnt use so much next time.
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Registered: 07-26-2005
Mon, 08-01-2005 - 11:57pm

It's like the old "Brylcream" ads........a little dab'll do ya!

Most people do mention that when they recommend adding some lube.....guess you missed seeing that, or no one thought to mention it in replies to your post. Just a little bit works fine.....you can always add more, but it's kind of hard to take it away......glad it helped, anyway.

Also, once you use it a few times, it'll help you relax and not be afraid of pain....and eventually, you'll probably relax enough to produce your own lubrication, and you won't even need it anymore.

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 12:47am
Sweetheart, there ARE directions on each and every tube or bottle and most recommend a DROP or two.
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Tue, 08-02-2005 - 1:58am
Sorry, that post brought tears to my eyes! It was hilarious. I've got this mental picture of an erection waggling in the wind as your b/f slides off the mattress with this startled look on his face.
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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 9:43am

With your post Westie, the first thing I thought of was the chorus to Simon and Garfunkel's song *Slip Sliding Away*.


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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 9:46am

Yes, it only takes a few drops of it and if you need more, you can always add more.


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Registered: 06-14-2002
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 10:04am

Tish ...
That is scary ... I was thinking the same thing ... before I read your post ...

CH

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 10:21am

Evil minds think alike!


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Registered: 06-14-2002
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 12:06pm

Not sure I want to go there .......

First lion skins and leopard skirts and fig leaves and now ....

Slip Sliding Away .............................................

CH

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Registered: 04-23-2004
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 2:53pm

CH, I think we have been posting side by side for too long.


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Registered: 06-14-2002
Tue, 08-02-2005 - 3:24pm
Yeppers .........