Woo Hoo -- I got to have Sex for Brunch!

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Woo Hoo -- I got to have Sex for Brunch!
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Mon, 04-23-2007 - 12:18pm

DH is home from work because he injured his knee. Luckily, he's not in too much pain, just a lot of swelling. Well, you know what happens when the doctor tells you to stay home and keep it up ...

any body else get lucky in the middle of the day lately?



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Registered: 02-09-2006
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 11:57am

Seduce her silly...make it an art...slowly....leave her a vm and tell her that she has a suprise waiting for her when she gets home...put a post it note on the door and tell her to follow all of your instructions...

..have straweberries and champage waiting for her on the nicely set table with flowers and a card adressed to her...she will open it by your post it note instructions...read whatever it may say...and follow the rose petals that you have left on the floor to the bedroom...where you have a lot of candles lit...and a new peice of lingerie that you bought for her that she wants to change into with maybe some new perfume that you picked out for her...

and out you come with passionate kisses and take over from there....kissing the hand...neck...cheek...asking her how her day was....tell you that you love her and that you've been thinking about her all day long...and how you missed her...couldn't wait to see her today...and that you love her...and then things hopefully will progress naturally from there....

how does that sound?

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Registered: 04-21-2007
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 2:18pm

I, like your attitude, that you took advantage of the opportunity to have sex for brunch. GOOD FOR YOU. You have one lucky boyfriend.

I, think you have one very nice sister, that she went to run an errand, she must have sensed you wanted sex for brunch. You will have to return the favor for her one day.

Maybe, one day I, will have sex for lunch. MAYBE ONE DAY EVERYBODY WILL GET SEX FOR BRUNCH

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Registered: 02-09-2006
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 2:26pm

YEA! EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX FOR BRUNCH....

my bf did call me this morning unexpectantly....and told me that while he was kissing me goodbye this morning (like we do every morning) that some of my perfume got onto his shirt...and he was thinking sexy thoughts about me...so he called me and told me....

...how sweet was that? So, I all ready know what's going to happen when I get home tonight...da da da da dum da dum....hee hee

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Registered: 04-21-2007
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 2:29pm
Could my problem be that I am a romantic and she is not.
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Registered: 02-09-2006
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 2:40pm

Romance is NEVER a problem...pls don't call it that... There are many many women out there that would give their left arm to have a man just like you!!

It could be that you are trying too hard. I would stop trying and see what happens then.

If it's nothing that happens then you may want to reconsider being with this person...seeing as though you are not very compatible together... (not meant to hurt you)...

what do you think it is? Does she kiss you and hug you when she comes home and tell you that she loves you and missed you?

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Registered: 04-06-2003
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 3:01pm
About once a week im blessed w/ a 'lunch date' from my FWB!!! I think my coworkers are starting to catch on when I come back glowing but I can honestly say hes better than the lunch we have around the office the rest of the week!! We're going out for 'lunch' again tomorrow :)
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Registered: 06-04-2006
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 3:13pm

My husband works at home 4 days a week. We are constantly having afternoon sex. It is a great perk to being able to work at home. It so nice to be able to have sex when you are full of energy as opposed to late at night when you are emotionally and physically drained. I think that is the biggest problem with people with sexual frequency problems, they don't have sex when they have the energy to do so. They wait until the end of the night, because that is when sex is supposed to occur, and by then they are too tired to go through with it. It becomes a bad cycle.

My husband he incredibly "strong" during the day, so I especially like the added passion.

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Registered: 04-21-2007
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 4:53pm
When she comes home from work she does not give a hug or kiss or say she missed me during the day.
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Registered: 02-09-2006
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 4:57pm

Well, I am very sad to hear that.

Maybe you should be gone w/no dinner made when she comes home tonight...and we'll see if she misses and apprediates you then...

...sorry she is upsetting me all ready and i haven't even met her...(my maternal instincts are kicking in and i just want to take up for you and defend your honor) lol

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Registered: 04-21-2007
Wed, 04-25-2007 - 5:05pm

don't get me wrong, she is a very nice person. I,know she may be tired after work.

Is it different, if a women would surprise her man with sex for brunch, than if the man came home and said that the two of you were going to have sex for brunch.