Worst sex moment with this S.O. was...
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Worst sex moment with this S.O. was...
| Thu, 03-03-2005 - 10:28am |
Okay then...here we go!
Tell us what your worst sex moment was while with your current S.O. By all means, give the rest of us some hope that sex isn't actually suppose to be perfect all the time, LMHO!!
To just sit down with coffee and share the things that actually go wrong as well every now and then...just feels good to discuss being for lack of better term, lol. So for those of you who don't have an ego to bruise, I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. ;)

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Well,I'd have to say the very first time in making love with a fellow,back in Britain..after college days(20 something and quite naive),anyways felt very inhibited,being first times.I'd been dating for sometime,both of us were young,inexperienced similar backgrounds,very traditional and in love..anyways we'd decided to be very romantic,after nice dinner,lit candles,champagne strawberries,loving music (Bee Gees,Saturday Nt.Fever LP,and some old Tom Jones,Englebert,etc..Everything seemed right,alot of ambiance,foreplay,when Tom Jones Just Help Yourself...song is playing,record began to skip(recall in "10" with Bo Derek and Dudley Moore,making love to Bolero..record does this,and he jumps up,to fix music, in the midst of a very heated passionate connection..Well my love,M.did this,I just tuned Tom Jones out..but it was skipping repeadedly..M. began to laugh just when things'/we seemed to become orgasmic..He knocked over the nightstand with lit candles,nearly started a fire..and my smoke alarm went beserk,my kitty Lizette's persian long fur went flying,as she leaped from the burning candle...All I can say was this surely ended all heated happenings..We were both running to get water to putt out flames on my velvet scatter rug..inlieu of making our own flames/sparks fly..We later laughed at this quite awkwardmishap,(like a cooky movie(just like Bo Derek and Dudley in that moment..where they're lying on the bed,and he winds up swallowing one of her feathers(from her cornbraided hair)..Anyway,as Sinatra's song goes...love is lovlier the second time around..was quite true.As our second night of making love I must say was truly that...and worthwhile...We did things similar sans bumbling,jitters not creating candles and fires,no record skipping,and need I go on..Our days/nights of passions were mainly all wonderful,despite M. not being able to remain a one woman-man..That I couldn't tolerate and nevertheless parted as friends(nearly 15 years ago)..Best wishes to all who've had not so smooth orchestrations in lovemaking...Guess other couples have similar unromantic sexual romps that didn't always end up with fireworks or even sparklers at the end! Bellina
On a lighter note ,,one night we were making love , I was on top supporting my weight on my arms which were straight..As I hovered above her, I was approaching the point of no return, so was she... As I statred to cum, I let my arms collapse so that our chests were touching..In doing so I hit my head really hard on the head board..OUCH! Talk about pain AND pleasure..It was a really strange sensation.
>>I would say that my worst time was when I was bouncing with complete abandon on top, and got it wrong.<<
Owch! We were involved in some very vigorous missionary sex and the tip slipped out and dropped down an inch on the 'out' stroke. Unfortunately because the sex was so fast and hard, I had momentum and was already pushing in for the 'in' stroke. She screamed, I screamed, as things went where things weren't planned to go and muscles clenched and things bent.
She walked funny for about three days. I walked funny for a two. In those moments afterwards, I really thought that I had snapped it off. She thought she'd been ripped open! But luckily for both of us there was no permanant damage. Funny now with hindsight, but at the time it was just awful.
Other than that there hasn't been too many really bad moments. Her back was injured a few years ago from a horse riding accident and there are times that a position will tweak it. Sex comes to a fast and complete halt because she can be fine one moment, and in agony the next. That's not so much fun either. I'm glad that it doesn't happen very often.
During girl talk at the bar after work Mrs. Para said someone there had the SAME story, except the other way around.
The lady was the one receiving oral and then HE became the one "receiving" something else during it, LOL!! She just thought it was too funny not to tell, but when you think of it, that could really reeeally happen to any of us couples anyway, realistically.
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Wow! I feel sort of boring now that I've read all of your experiences. Mine was nothing more than erection problems really. There's been times when I couldn't get enough, but there's also been times when the problems just showed up as well.
Worst experience I remember was when the Mrs. & I were still not experienced with each other's sexual physiology. She was kinda convinced that she was either doing something wrong or that I just wasn't interested in her.
Believe it or not, I really believe websites like this one and others out there involving sexual health have actually helped her understand more. The thing that helped the most though was trusting each other enough to talk it out rather than bottling up any negative feelings about it.
At times it turned into bad arguments that lasted , but it was all worth it for the communication purpose of it, cause now we are so totally one being when we're together.
Thank you all for sharing, nice to see so many of us are able and willing to share such humbling experiences. That IMHO speaks volumes in itself about the type of people we are and the realistic relationships we truly have.
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