You DID???

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Registered: 07-22-2004
You DID???
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Fri, 07-23-2004 - 11:41am
Okay everybody, this could be a fun one.

I was choking from laughter listening to a conversation my wife had with her co-workers. The conversation, I believe, was about the things that some do to their own bodies to attract the opposite sex. Um hmmm...

Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Reveal the craziest wildest thing YOU have done with yourself to attract either the opposite sex or a particular member of the opposite sex, OR even the same gender for those of you who may be bi or homosexual.

This could range from the hippest hair style to the stuffing of socks into areas of clothing to very strategically placed tatoos to wearing the most painfully tightest outfits to just about anything. And "NO" I cannot reveal what I've heard from her lady friends, lol, I'm keeping what health I have left. :D

With the types of persons I've read about on this board so far, I'm expecting...well I can't say what I'm expecting...LOL!!!

I'm brave enough to start this one off:

I had a crush on a lady friend of mine in high school. I wanted to impress her by shaving my face as closely and smooooothly as possible. WAIT, too smooth! Knick knick and knick. I actually tried using (SECRETLY) my mother's make up to help make my face look smoother with more even looking skin, AND to hide any scars. Yes, I was THAT desperate to make an impression on this crush of mine. So, after being at school for less than even half the morning, I ended up in the nurse's lounge...

:(

...you see, because I had shaved so closely, the make-up I immediately put on had caused a 'rash' reaction to my face...RAOFL!!...most embarrassing thing in my life! ;D

C h a r a c t e r


above all else


Mr. Para

 

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Registered: 10-09-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Fri, 07-23-2004 - 12:09pm
Oh Para, you are a man! tee hee

As a woman, the opposite is usually in order. We try hard NOT to attract too much attention.

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Registered: 04-23-2004
In reply to: cl_para1995
Fri, 07-23-2004 - 1:30pm
Oh, that would have to be in my high school days in the summer time.

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Registered: 01-08-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Fri, 07-23-2004 - 2:55pm
I have naturally curly hair. When I was in high school long straight hair was the favored style. We didn't have blow dryers and hair straighteners then. So I would sleep in hair rollers that were the size of concentrated juice cans. Until the blow dryer was invented, I probably didn't get a full nights sleep in high school, lol.

Robin

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Registered: 11-04-1999
In reply to: cl_para1995
Fri, 07-23-2004 - 4:27pm
Mine would have to be holding my stomach in to look thinner. I finally decided that maybe it wasn't very effective when a GF told me to stop sucking in my stomach. I didn't know it was that obvious.
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Registered: 04-23-2004
In reply to: cl_para1995
Fri, 07-23-2004 - 5:39pm
LOL.......I forgot all about the large orange juice cans.

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Registered: 04-19-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Mon, 08-02-2004 - 6:04pm

Yasmin (an athiest) "found" religion in an effort to catch a guy

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Mon, 08-02-2004 - 7:18pm
Wow, Yasmin! Now I'M the one who's shocked and laughing!
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Registered: 04-19-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Mon, 08-02-2004 - 8:44pm

After writing that, I had an attack of the "what if's".

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Registered: 07-22-2004
In reply to: cl_para1995
Tue, 08-03-2004 - 9:49am
Sounds like you dodged a difficult situation there, lol. So was there anything wild you did to your 'body' to attract someone? I think mine was probably as embarrassing as it gets, lol! ;)

C h a r a c t e r


above all else


Mr. Para

 

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Registered: 04-19-2003
In reply to: cl_para1995
Tue, 08-03-2004 - 5:30pm

Have I done anything crazy to my body?