Your most embarrassing Sex moment? :-)

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Your most embarrassing Sex moment? :-)
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Fri, 06-03-2005 - 3:36pm

Just for laughs!
Have you ever had an embarrassing sex moment? I have... One time my hunny and I were hot and steamy doggy style, until i looked on the sheets and was completely mortified to see blood stains all over the bed.... MY PERIOD CAME EARLY!!!! To make the matters worse, we were doing it at his mom's house.... ughHhghg! So i gathered up the sheets and took them to laundrymat... the stains didn't come off completely... I was soooo embarrassed!
This other time... we were engaged in forplay, when he was doing his magic w/ his fingers down there, I accidently let out a big fart on his hand! Soooo Mortified!!!

So what's yours???

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We've all been there. One minute you're groaning and moaning with unbridled lust, then suddenly the next noise is, shall we say, less erotic? Or who hasn't turned on the lights to discover that her period arrived early, and the bed looks like a battlefield? Only last week I woke up to see a (new) lover staring at me with absolute astonishment: I hadn't removed my makeup the night before, and the false eyelashes I'd been wearing for a film shoot had worked their way down my face and looked like little spiders sleeping on my cheeks. A friend of mine recently humiliated herself by pushing her new boyfriend downward, then suddenly remembering that she'd applied yeast infection cream a few hours before. She pulled him back up in the nick of time for the confession.

Get over It

Embarrassing, but highly amusing sex stories abound ?- and for good reason. We're dealing with something that forces us to get up close and personal with someone else, and that means there's very little you can get away with. Smelly breath and smelly body parts, openings and orifices that start "talking" on their own accord, there are so many potential disasters, you'd have to avoid being in the same room altogether to guarantee looking smooth and cool all the time. Give up now

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Registered: 11-22-2004
Fri, 06-03-2005 - 3:52pm
Clearly, throwing up on the guy when trying to deepthroat him. I hadn't yet figured out to do do it and it was very early in our dating life and I thought for SURE he would be grossed out. But he was fine; I cleaned him off, put a glass of wine in his hand, changed the sheets, and got back into it. I am not sure he remembers or cared that I did this!
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Fri, 06-03-2005 - 3:54pm

Oh, (blushing), this brings back memories every time I see my sister and brother in law! LOL!

They were visiting us for a weekend, a few years back and we had spent most of the 1st day entertaining them with sight seeing, shopping and going to lunch, etc.. But because it had been a typical hot summer day, we decided to go home, clean up, maybe take a short nap and then go out again in the evening for dinner.

Well, my DH, being the spontaneous guy he is, rather than desiring a nap, had other ideas. He came out of the shower sporting a huge erection along with a grin. OF course, I was reluctant to indulge him in the bedroom,not with his sister and husband right next door, so instead, we did it on the vanity in the bathroom, thinking putting another wall between us would give us more privacy!

Little did we know that they had gone to the kitchen for drinks, on the other side of the bathroom wall and heard our banging against the mirror and moaning the whole time!

I found all this out later when my BIL made a comment (with a sly smile) about how some houses, perhaps, needing more insulation in the walls for sound proofing! I knew immediately what he was refering to and wanted to drop into the floor from embarrassment.

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Registered: 05-27-2005
Fri, 06-03-2005 - 3:58pm
haahha both of those are great! Man... throwing up on the penis is pretty crazy heheh
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Fri, 06-03-2005 - 4:16pm

My girlfriend - who later became my wife - and I fell asleep naked on the sofa of the apartment she was sharing one afternoon after having had sex a couple of times..

When we woke up, we heard her two male roommates moving around in the kitchen. they had obviously come home earlier than expected, and must have walked right by us several times, judging by where their stuff had been set down.

One of them turned up naked himself at her bedroom door a couple of nights later...after getting to see her naked, he thought it was only fair.. She never told me if anything happened next :-)

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Registered: 12-22-2004
Sat, 06-04-2005 - 1:58am
The fist time I ever hooked up with my then boyfriend, now fiance, I had my legs up in the air and he was pumping away and i let out a fart. I havent been able to fart in front of him again since. He still laughs about it. Another time, i went down on him, and much like the previous post, puked. Thankfully it wasn't on him.
My friend and her bf were having sex and he accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole. it hurt so bad she passed out. when she came to, he was trying to get her dressed before her parents got home.
Pretty funny stuff
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Registered: 05-11-2005
Sat, 06-04-2005 - 6:16am
DH and I had too much to drink one night on our honeymoon, and when we went back to our hotel room, he took off my clothes, led me naked out onto our balcony, and did me from behind while I held onto the railing. That's when I noticed, even at two o'clock in the morning, people were still wandering around the grounds, several who were now watching us do our thing! I was mortified, but it also felt so good I didn't want him to stop. Fortunately, despite the alcohol, this was all so exciting for DH that he didn't last that long, and we quickly ran back into the room. The next day, every time someone looked at me, I kept thinking they were the ones who saw us the night before.
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Registered: 01-11-2004
Sat, 06-04-2005 - 9:14am
we were doing it at his mom's house.... ughHhghg! So i gathered up the sheets and took them to laundrymat... the stains didn't come off completely... I was soooo embarrassed!
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Registered: 02-26-2001
Sat, 06-04-2005 - 3:03pm

I'd say my most embarrassing moment was the very first time that I had sex. It was in my parent's house and I thought that we were alone, but my sister came home early. She walked in on us just as I was climbing on top and then beat a hasty retreat. That would have been embarrassing enough, but girl I was with was a friend of hers. Needless to say, I had some explaining to do.

The second most embarrassing was the first time I went down on my wife when we were dating. I found myself nibbling on a string and then realized that it was from a tampon. Evidently I had surprised her and she didn't have a chance to warn me.

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Sat, 06-04-2005 - 3:11pm
one time my bf and i had a little too much to drink... so we were having 'hard pumping' sex, my legs were up in the air when he accidently stuck it in the OTHER hole (when i wasn't prepared), it hurt sooooo bad! i jumped up and run to the bathroom in a second.... he definetly hurt me back there, i bled for couple of days...
not really funny...
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Registered: 01-07-2005
Sun, 06-05-2005 - 1:18am

Not really embarrassing, but at the moment it was:

While doing it on the couch, he slipped out and as he's slipping out there before my eyes is a "fountain" streaming out of me onto the floor. Yes, I've had female ejaculations before, but I thought they just dribbled out - this was gyser. So I put my hand down there to cover it up, looked at him and said "oops", then we finished what we started. Afterwards, he smiling asked "did you think you could stop it with your hand?", to which I said "yup!"




Edited 6/5/2005 12:09 pm ET ET by unoshopper

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