Your most embarrassing Sex moment? :-)
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| Fri, 06-03-2005 - 3:36pm |
Just for laughs!
Have you ever had an embarrassing sex moment? I have... One time my hunny and I were hot and steamy doggy style, until i looked on the sheets and was completely mortified to see blood stains all over the bed.... MY PERIOD CAME EARLY!!!! To make the matters worse, we were doing it at his mom's house.... ughHhghg! So i gathered up the sheets and took them to laundrymat... the stains didn't come off completely... I was soooo embarrassed!
This other time... we were engaged in forplay, when he was doing his magic w/ his fingers down there, I accidently let out a big fart on his hand! Soooo Mortified!!!
So what's yours???
Quote from IVillage.com article:5 Things That Can Ruin Your Sex Life
And how to avoid them
Sex Sin #5: Being Easily Embarrassed
We've all been there. One minute you're groaning and moaning with unbridled lust, then suddenly the next noise is, shall we say, less erotic? Or who hasn't turned on the lights to discover that her period arrived early, and the bed looks like a battlefield? Only last week I woke up to see a (new) lover staring at me with absolute astonishment: I hadn't removed my makeup the night before, and the false eyelashes I'd been wearing for a film shoot had worked their way down my face and looked like little spiders sleeping on my cheeks. A friend of mine recently humiliated herself by pushing her new boyfriend downward, then suddenly remembering that she'd applied yeast infection cream a few hours before. She pulled him back up in the nick of time for the confession.
Get over It
Embarrassing, but highly amusing sex stories abound ?- and for good reason. We're dealing with something that forces us to get up close and personal with someone else, and that means there's very little you can get away with. Smelly breath and smelly body parts, openings and orifices that start "talking" on their own accord, there are so many potential disasters, you'd have to avoid being in the same room altogether to guarantee looking smooth and cool all the time. Give up now

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oh yeah! i've had that happen to me too, but it only happens when we have hard vigorous sex and I'm on top and he slips out... then the FOUNTAIN just explodes! It's ALOT!
One time i was on top of him and i ejaculated and the stream went right into his belly button to create a little pool in his belly button.. haha
Same thing happened to me when me and my now ex had sex. We were doing the deed and at the end I was just lying there all content and happen, bf went to the bathroom and came back and he was like " are you okay " and i was like " yeah why, is there something wrong?" he went and turned the light on and all over his boxers, there was blood and all over his sheets and on my legs. i was so mortified and i felt so bad that i got it all over his sheets. i offered to take and wash them but he was like " oh no its okay dont worry about it ill wash them". they didnt come clean, there were still stains so he threw them away in the end. atleast he didnt spend money on them though. they were sheets from the resort we work at. lol.
another time me and him spent the night at the resort we work at. we had the room to ourselves so we got down and dirty. we were in this one position and when he stuck himself in me there was a huge "vagina fart" if thats what you want to call it. i died right there and then, it totally ruined the moment for me and all he could do was laugh. i didnt even want to finish but we did anyways.
and i moment for him, i dont know if it was embarrasing for him but it sure was funny. we were going at it in my bed and he had no condom on. he was about to blow and said open your mouth but i didnt know what he meant at the time .. haha .. and he totally cumed all over himself .. it was on his face and stomach. i couldnt stop laughing !
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