Yummmmmmmm.

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Yummmmmmmm.
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 11:27am
I just realized something about myself. Rather than penis size or a nice bum per se, what really makes it work for me is simple VIRILITY coupled with real smarts. As some of you may recall, I am seeing a new guy. He's 40, which is significantly older than me. He's pretty cute, still, he is bald and wears glasses. The thing that turns me on so much is that he is so goddanged virile and healthy. Plus incredibly smart. His penis gets as hard as my arm. He cums very very hard and there's a ton of it, and he can do it several times. His semen even smells healthy -- honestly! He even _pees_ amazingly hard lol -- I saw him last night and I was like, nfw dude! I have been joking with him that I heard that mens' plumbing systems don't work so well at that age but truly he's like an 18 year old. He's the first man who has talked really, really dirty to me but it doesn't come out sleazy at all, it's this wierd phemonenon he seems totally innocent at the same time. Gosh I could just eat him up. I don't understand the chemistry thing i really don't.
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Registered: 04-13-2004
Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:06pm
Hmmmm - sounds like he may be related to my hubby. ;)
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:12pm
Maybe it's being married and all, but I have never thought it odd or peculiar to be in the bathroom the same time as my hubby when he's peeing. If I'm in there, I'm in there. I don't go in if I have no business in there at the time, but if I'm putting my makeup on or whatever - that's fine. I don't get the "golden showers" thing at all. We do it on occasion, but it's not a regular thing.
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:17pm
why do people feel comfortable peeing in front of each other, but not comfortable taking a dump? is it just the stink factor?
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:17pm
Tiana that makes sense. No big deal being around a guy taking a pee. I was just amazed because I have never seen anyone, man or woman, go so much or so forcefully.
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:19pm
>>why do people feel comfortable peeing in front of each other, but not comfortable taking a dump? is it just the stink factor?<<

ROFLMAO!!!! That just struck me as a really funny way to ask that question. I have no problems doing either in front of DH or does he in front of me. However, neither one of us wants to wipe after taking a dump in front of the other person. I can't really say why either ...

Leticia

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Registered: 04-13-2004
Wed, 07-14-2004 - 3:19pm
Sounds like you've got a heck of a man on your hand there! Peeing like a racehorse?! Nice strong erection - lucky girl!
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 4:32pm
Just out of curiosity, you said he is 40 and significantly older than you...How old are you?
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Wed, 07-14-2004 - 5:23pm
I'm 32 ... I guess that's not really significant; not a big deal. Why do you ask, outta curiosity?

As to the earlier posts: gosh, I would never, ever, ever take a "#2" in front of, or anywhere near, my SO! "No stinkin' way!!!" ROFLMAO

Yeah, this is gonna be the tiniest bit wierd -- I'm neat neat neat and this fellow seems to pee so hard that it kind of splashes on nearby stuff quite a bit. Not his fault, and no i am not going to make him sit down to do it, but it -is- kind of gross. It must be some kind of record lol.

You know what's neat, I've never been ___ed this hard, it's just amazing. But then we always have the easiest, nicest, jolliest conversations afterwards. I actually feel slightly addicted I cannot wait to see him again. I mean that's -attraction-; i just love being around him.

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Registered: 04-13-2004
Wed, 07-14-2004 - 5:34pm
To me, it just seems like such a private matter. I mean, really - think about the picture here. I always leave the bathroom or will not enter if he's in there using the pot. The stink factor does come into the picture, yes - but we all need our privacy SOMETIME!
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Registered: 04-04-2003
Wed, 07-14-2004 - 7:11pm
What a hilarious mental picture ... so you're leaning over the sink straining in the mirror to get your eyeliner just so ... there's an older guy right next to you holding his big dick which has, apparently, performed rather admirably for you, nonchalantly relieving himself loudly and endlessly ... and you finally back away from the mirror with the eyeliner pencil in your hand, staring saucer-eyed at the mighty urine stream splashing away, "... what the hellllllllll?"

Let's face it, man-woman relations these days are pretty danged hilarious. That's all I know. We should all stay home and read novels! roflmfao