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| Wed, 07-14-2004 - 11:27am |
I just realized something about myself. Rather than penis size or a nice bum per se, what really makes it work for me is simple VIRILITY coupled with real smarts. As some of you may recall, I am seeing a new guy. He's 40, which is significantly older than me. He's pretty cute, still, he is bald and wears glasses. The thing that turns me on so much is that he is so goddanged virile and healthy. Plus incredibly smart. His penis gets as hard as my arm. He cums very very hard and there's a ton of it, and he can do it several times. His semen even smells healthy -- honestly! He even _pees_ amazingly hard lol -- I saw him last night and I was like, nfw dude! I have been joking with him that I heard that mens' plumbing systems don't work so well at that age but truly he's like an 18 year old. He's the first man who has talked really, really dirty to me but it doesn't come out sleazy at all, it's this wierd phemonenon he seems totally innocent at the same time. Gosh I could just eat him up. I don't understand the chemistry thing i really don't.

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ROFLMAO!!!! That just struck me as a really funny way to ask that question. I have no problems doing either in front of DH or does he in front of me. However, neither one of us wants to wipe after taking a dump in front of the other person. I can't really say why either ...
Leticia
As to the earlier posts: gosh, I would never, ever, ever take a "#2" in front of, or anywhere near, my SO! "No stinkin' way!!!" ROFLMAO
Yeah, this is gonna be the tiniest bit wierd -- I'm neat neat neat and this fellow seems to pee so hard that it kind of splashes on nearby stuff quite a bit. Not his fault, and no i am not going to make him sit down to do it, but it -is- kind of gross. It must be some kind of record lol.
You know what's neat, I've never been ___ed this hard, it's just amazing. But then we always have the easiest, nicest, jolliest conversations afterwards. I actually feel slightly addicted I cannot wait to see him again. I mean that's -attraction-; i just love being around him.
Let's face it, man-woman relations these days are pretty danged hilarious. That's all I know. We should all stay home and read novels! roflmfao
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