Been caught? Someone ever find your toy?

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Registered: 11-02-2005
Been caught? Someone ever find your toy?
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Sat, 01-13-2007 - 9:18pm
One time we had some friends over, all the sudden the shouted "Your ferret has your Vibrator!" My wife and I couldn't even bare to look. Turns out they meant our back massager.
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Registered: 12-18-2004
Sun, 01-14-2007 - 2:59am

A friend told me she was talking on the phone in her bedroom when her son (then about 7 or 8) walked in, started opening some drawers and found her vibrator. He turned it on and played with the controls while my friend looked on helplessly.

Finally, phone call over she took it back but her son asked what it was.

'It's for doing my hair.'

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Registered: 08-05-2003
Mon, 01-15-2007 - 5:38am
LOL a few months after DH and I got married, I wasnt planning on dressing up for halloween. But at the last minute I found out our boss had kinda made it mandatory. Well MIL said that I could look through her costumes and borrow something. I went out to the garage, found the box. And as I was going through it, found a huge huge dildo. I was completely red faced and grossed out. I closed up the box. Told her I had changed my mind, but thank you. Left for work and decided to just pick up a witches hat at the grocery store on the way to work. I later found out that it was part of a gag hallowen costume. But I still couldnt bear to ever look at that box agian.
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Registered: 11-02-2005
Thu, 01-18-2007 - 9:55pm
Sure! it was for a COSTUME, likely story. Yah, I'd want to believe that too.
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Registered: 08-05-2003
Thu, 01-18-2007 - 10:21pm
LOL thats what I thought too. But then I heard the story, and saw the pictures later before anyone knew what I had found. And it was after all buried out in the garage in the box of costumes.
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Registered: 01-25-2006
Mon, 01-22-2007 - 8:18pm

OMG, I was about to fly to my friends house up north and I was going to take my vibrator. I had it in my purse (I was going to move it to my suitcase before I got on the plane). Well, I went to go move it and my grandmother had decided to take everything out of my purse that she thought I didn't need to take with me. I have searched all over the place and I can't figure out where she put it.....and I can't see asking my 70 year old grandmother where my vibrator is!

Jenn

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Registered: 11-02-2005
Mon, 01-22-2007 - 9:05pm
Oh my. Grandmother is definately worse than a parent finding it! I would have to die.
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Registered: 01-24-2007
Mon, 03-12-2007 - 1:06am

I went to go meet this lady off freecycle to look at some puppies and we met at wal-mart. I took my son with me and I had my vibrator (bright blue) in my jacket pocket so no one at home would find it (I just moved back to Arkansas and was living at my aunts house). I was standing there talking to the lady and Jesse pulls the vibrator out of my pocket and starts playing with it. It took me a min to remember that I had my vibrator with me and he had taken it out! I was so embarrassed!

Jenn

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Registered: 11-02-2005
Mon, 03-12-2007 - 10:36am
I would say that Walmart would not be the best place to have that show up.
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Registered: 09-07-2006
Mon, 03-12-2007 - 4:50pm
You could always say that you are were bringing it into Wally World see if they had replacements. :)