Boy Oh Boy, The Toys Toys Toys!

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Registered: 09-17-2008
Boy Oh Boy, The Toys Toys Toys!
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Wed, 09-17-2008 - 11:45am

I'm watching another re-run of "House" with my laptop in my bed...

"WOW, he is so, mean, and smart, and witty, and......SEXY!!!", I think to myself..

So I begin to let my fingers do the talkin' ;)

"Wow, this is so, damn, BORING!!", My vagina says to me.

I need some new 'do dad's, ho ho's, or SOMETHING that vibrates faster than my hand would ever dare to go!!

Just my luck. My sister gives me a call the next morning inviting me to her "Toy Party".

She gives me the scoop, and what to expect,

"So this woman comes to my place with a suitcase full of do-dad's, ho ho's, lotions and potions, and things that vibrate faster than your hand would ever dare to go, and she demos them for everyone to see!" She giggled like a kid in a candy store.

I'M SOLD. Alright, I get the 'Three for Ten' wine deal at the liquor store, a big bag of lays 'Sour Cream and Onion' and I am off!

Ladies... Let me tell you I am a serious critic when it comes to a good time. This Passion Party was so much fun!

The Consultant we had was wonderful and made all of the girls feel comfortable. We drank my cheap wine, told stories, played games for free gifts - we had a blast.

I purchased these great couple products. These cute little 'naughty scratch tickets' that instructed secret deeds for me and my honey to do to each other some point during the night (Cook dinner naked..etc!).

I also got a candle that you burn but it turns into an edible massage oil, It's delicious and my hubby loved, more so, that I was so excited to try it.

Passion Parties got an A+ from me, I'm actually throwing one myself, since my sister got all the free hostess gifts (including a cute water-proof vibe)!

Seriously worth getting the girls together for this!

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Registered: 03-31-2007
Wed, 09-17-2008 - 2:33pm

Welcome to the board, Lula .... and to the wonderful world of toys!

Stick around, I think you'll love it here ;-)