Smartballs through airport security?

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Smartballs through airport security?
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Thu, 08-20-2009 - 1:23pm

I’ll be traveling to Las Vegas in a few weeks and wanted to bring my Smartballs with me.

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Registered: 08-07-2009
Fri, 08-21-2009 - 10:15am

Mail them to yourself in Vegas.


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Registered: 03-31-2007
Fri, 08-21-2009 - 1:22pm

Hi Julie ~ welcome to the board.

That's a great question! I'm not sure if they would set the security off or not. I know that some people who have pins and such in their knees or hips can set off the alarms.

I understand what you say about having your belongings searched, but I think that would be less embarrassing than having to remove the balls from your body. I know that one of the ladies who used to be a CL on another board here mentioned that she had to remove her piercings due to airport security.


















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Registered: 03-31-2007
Fri, 08-21-2009 - 1:24pm

LOL ... although I do think that would be hilarious, especially if able to watch the expression on the face of the person who searches the bag, I think many of us are too shy to do such a thing.

BTW, welcome to the board.


















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Registered: 02-28-2006
Mon, 09-07-2009 - 6:27pm
Alright, I'm ROFLMAO here. I just got back from Boston, and there was a note in my bag that it had been opened and searched by TSA. Here's an itemized list of what they would have found:

- my clothes and toiletries for the weekend



- my camping equipment, which I fetched from home so I'll be able to use it in Oregon (tent, sleeping bag, therm-a-rest, the rubber tent stake mallet with the hook thingy in the handle for pulling them)



- ~200' of purple rope, in various lengths



- assorted and sundry sex toys (the wand, the trinity wand attachment, a flogger, nipple clamps, EMT scissors)



I seriously wonder what they thought I was going to be doing with that particular selection of stuff. Probably dragging my sweetie out into the woods, tying her to a tree, and playing with her.



Actually... that does sound kinda fun!!



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Registered: 03-31-2007
Mon, 09-07-2009 - 7:02pm

I had sounds similar to those raspberries printed above while I was ROFLMAO!!!!!

So, what .... she doesn't get to play with the wand while you're away?

More importantly, what did she think of the wand????












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Registered: 02-28-2006
Mon, 09-07-2009 - 7:11pm
Nothing to report on that front I'm afraid.
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Mon, 09-07-2009 - 7:28pm

Awww, that's too bad. You get both (((((happy))))) and (((((sad))))) hugs.

Sad about this weekend, but happy to hear the November trip is on.












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Registered: 02-28-2006
Mon, 09-07-2009 - 7:37pm
Thanks, Misty, the hugs are greatly appreciated. The first 2 days I was home were really good, and we did have sex on both nights. And we're already in the process of moving on from yesterday.

But to answer your original question, the wand came back to Oregon with me because (a) I really did want to be the one to introduce her to it, and (b) if I left it there for her without a proper introduction, it's extremely unlikely that she'd take the initiative and try it on her own.



I did leave a couple of little "surprises" for her in her nightstand drawer, that she already knows what to do with.


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Registered: 01-02-2008
Tue, 09-08-2009 - 8:38am
I'm sorry to hear you didn't get to use the wand, Steve.

 

 

 

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Registered: 09-01-2009
Tue, 09-08-2009 - 9:49am

OMGosh... too funny! I am still chuckling and DH is looking at me wierd.


Too bad you did not get to have your "big scene" but glad she is dissapointed as well. All mariages have thos days where things go awry, "best laid plans" and all. Hopefull it will make your reunion in Nov. even better!

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