Storage?

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Registered: 05-31-2007
Storage?
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Thu, 09-24-2009 - 5:21pm

First, thanks for the advice on the previous post. I have something for DW, but it is in hiding, I am very chicken.

Next question, and I am an adult, and I should know this, but where do you store your stuff? DW went to a party a year or two ago and brought home some rubs, lubes, and other topical enhancements, with a catalog. For those of you with kids, where do you keep stuff that your kids won't find it? I can never remember really peeking through my mom and dads stuff, but I am not sure about my 13 year old daughter when she is home alone, ....might be looking for Bday or Christmas gifts, etc, I don't really want her to run across anything. Suggestions? I am keeping stuff in my underwear drawer, figuring my kids won't dig through there, but you never know.

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Registered: 03-31-2007
In reply to: true2007
Thu, 09-24-2009 - 7:32pm

I have a few hiding spots.

Since I have 2 sons, I do the storing, for the most part, in my clothing areas. (Unless they start cross-dressing, I'm pretty safe.)

- Porn DVDs are in my underwear drawer.

- Lube is in DHs night stand.

- Some vibes are hanging in the side wing of my standing jewelry box.

- Our wand is plugged in and on the floor at the head of our bed, dropped down between the mattress and headboard. We keep a sock on it to protect it from dust bunnies.

- My favorite~ items are in a beach bag, hanging over the neck of a hanger in my closet, with a blouse also on the hanger, covering them up.












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Registered: 03-31-2007
In reply to: true2007
Thu, 09-24-2009 - 7:34pm

Oh ... I forgot to wish you luck with presenting the gift to DW.

A couple of ideas on ways to do that ...

Have it opened and ready for use, then actually use it on her after you already have her nicely warmed up.

Wrap it as a gift and leave it on or under her pillow at a time when you know she'll be the one to find it.

Let us know how it goes ;-)












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Registered: 04-24-2008
In reply to: true2007
Fri, 09-25-2009 - 2:02pm

We actually built a walk in locking closet for our toys/ Guns (more toys then guns) but most people do not have the toy collection we do. before we built the closet we had a foot locker at the end of the bed with all of our toys. but this was not enough room. We keep the lube in the drawer next to our bed.


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Registered: 05-31-2007
In reply to: true2007
Tue, 09-29-2009 - 6:36pm
Regarding presenting this to her, she has really turned cold lately, so it might be awhile. Unfortunately, there was some pre-teen or early teen SA in her life, and ultimately, she does not really want to experience any satisfaction for herself. She is great at satisfying me, but I have to always push to go down, she does not let me pleasure her. Thus my point about the wand, she would know why I bought it, but might not have such negative feelings if it is more 'general purpose'. I have thought about getting her more of a general back vibrating massage hand held device, and see if she would let me take it down there. I don't know, it is pretty risky, could backfire with the long term issues.
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In reply to: true2007
Tue, 10-06-2009 - 3:28pm
a locking briefcase works well. Individually wrap the toys. Some of the materials can react with each other.
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In reply to: true2007
Sun, 10-11-2009 - 1:52am

I wouldn't be so confident that your boys won't get into your underwear drawer. I used to masturbate in my mom's lingerie. Yeah, I know it's gross, but when you're that horny you do crazy things. I was always careful to inspect for pubic hairs and fold it neatly (and of course remove before ejaculating), but I sometimes wonder if she noticed her stockings were stretched out.

I'm not a cross dresser by the way. I just like to do strange things while masturbating (I use string, old underwear, toilet paper roll tubes, etc.). Who says toys have to be bought?

Hope I didn't gross you out...

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Registered: 03-31-2007
In reply to: true2007
Sun, 10-11-2009 - 8:35am
I don't think using things around the house is all that uncommon. Personally, I hope my DSs never use my lingerie (and especially put it back after use), but if they did, I don't think anything they would see in that drawer would shock them.











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Registered: 09-06-2008
In reply to: true2007
Fri, 10-16-2009 - 1:54pm

I would think kids would snoop just because they are curious what women's underthings look like.

I like the idea someone gave of a briefcase.

Lube is usually out on the nightstand - I don't even care about that.
Porn is in a drawer and toys are hiding in my closet. We have wondered about hiding things better but never get around to making a better plan.

My mother in law was snooping once and found condoms in DHs nightstand drawer. (We were using them until we were sure his vasectomy had taken. She was afraid we were using them because he had aids so confronted us about them.) Snoops get what they deserve sometimes! Hee Hee

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Registered: 02-28-2006
In reply to: true2007
Fri, 10-16-2009 - 9:15pm
Wait... your DH's mother found condoms in the nightstand drawer and jumped to the conclusion that her son might have aids? Nice.......


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In reply to: true2007
Fri, 10-16-2009 - 10:05pm

Shame on MIL!!!!!!!

I would make sure there was something really shocking in there for her next time ;-)












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