7 Sex Milestones: Have you reached them?

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7 Sex Milestones: Have you reached them?
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Sun, 04-17-2005 - 1:05pm

Have you reached any of these seven sex milestones with your DH? Past/Present/Future?


1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.


2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.


3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.


4. The first time the KID walked in on you.


5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.


6. The first time after you gave birth.


7. The first time you scheduled sex.


Any stories to go with any of these?



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Registered: 09-20-2004
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 1:26pm

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.

2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.

*** When I lost my virginity to Linda F

3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.

***I can't remember ever refusing my love although she has initiated less than 10 time's in 15 year's. I don't try and wake her for sex just not worth the effort as she's usually too tired

4. The first time the KID walked in on you.

*** I'm guessing about 7 years ago, my love freeked, and I now have to barricade the door(old house no keys for interior door's)

5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.

*** can't think of any, weve both been faithful so far as I know.

6. The first time after you gave birth.

***can't remember exactly, don't think we waited too long after

7. The first time you scheduled sex.

***Haven't had to do that yet but it help's if were both there

Any stories to go with any of these?

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Registered: 03-16-2005
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 1:33pm

Have you reached any of these seven sex milestones with your DH? Past/Present/Future?

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.
NO!

2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.
NEVER!

3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.
I got him in the mood!

4. The first time the KID walked in on you.
NO KIDS YET!

5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.
NEVER!

6. The first time after you gave birth.
NO KIDS!

7. The first time you scheduled sex.
NOPE!

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Registered: 02-28-2005
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 3:02pm

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Registered: 01-26-2005
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 4:34pm

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.yep I have a 2 year old

2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.hmmmm few times when we were dating and I hadn't move out yet

3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood. not yet lOL

4. The first time the KID walked in on you. yep

5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.nope

6. The first time after you gave birth.yep

7. The first time you scheduled sex. kinda

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Registered: 10-18-2003
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 4:47pm

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive. -- This wont' be a milestone for us. I already have two kids and new dh is happy with that; doesn't want any of his own.


2. The first time you did it at your parent's house. -- Haven't gone there yet, lol. Mainly because when we are at my parents' house we have to share a room with the kiddos.


3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood. -- Oh yeah. We've been there.


4. The first time the KID walked in on you. -- We lock the door, so hopefullly this won't happen. Since dh isn't their dad, this could be more embarrassing/traumatizing than usual.


5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair. -- Well, xh had an affair, so I've been there once and hope to never again.


6. The first time after you gave birth. --Won't be a milestone for dh and I.


7. The first time you scheduled sex. -- Oh, our first time was scheduled. When the kids were with their dad.


Any stories to go with any of these?



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Registered: 03-08-2004
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 6:18pm

Little Miss "Oh, I was SIX when you were doing all that" comments aren't necessary.

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Sun, 04-17-2005 - 6:46pm

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive. -> No, conceived 7 years after our first time.


2. The first time you did it at your parent's house. -> NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!

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Registered: 04-09-2005
Sun, 04-17-2005 - 10:41pm

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.

I was actually cheated on this. You're supposed to wait 3 months after going off the pill before attempting to conceive, but we somehow managed to nail it in the second month of this waiting period, so our first born was an accident I guess (not that we ever call him that!). The most memorable was our 3rd child, because it took us about a year, and we had a miscarriage along the way... But it is different. From the male perspective, we give those littles guys an extra "push" ;o)

2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.

I remember being caught at her parents house. We were out on the deck of her parents pool, she was on top (cow girl) with her bathing suit on, but the bottom pulled over if you get what I mean, and the future in-laws surprised us. Shocked the heck out of me, as the in-laws live in the country, and have a long driveway up to the house. I can't figure out how I didn't hear the car coming, to this day. But the best part was my (now) FIL spending the rest of the day telling us stories about the crazy things he did when he was young... it was kind of a dicey situation, as the in-laws are Catholic and don't believe in pre-marital sex...

3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.

I think I've turned her down twice in 8+ years. I imagine it ran off her back like water and didn't bother her a bit. I'm the one with the libido in this house, so it's not likely to be long before I'm back ;o)

4. The first time the KID walked in on you.

He was only 2, and he was actually in bed with us, on my wife's side, while I spooned her. Now that they're older, we either keep covered or lock the door if there's a risk of being caught. They've walked in on us a few times, but they haven't known it.

5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.

Hasn't happened, probably won't.

6. The first time after you gave birth.

N/A. However, I think it was about 8 weeks, and it was at least 3 months before it was even close to "normal" again.

7. The first time you scheduled sex.

You have kids and work, you schedule sex. Maybe not formally, but it's there. DW likes morning sex, so Sat and Sun morning are "likelys" unless there's something major on the agenda.

Cheers,

Boddies

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Registered: 10-16-2004
Mon, 04-18-2005 - 7:10am

Wow, this brings back memories...LOL

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.
The first time, we were so freaked out we decided to hold off for a few more weeks before resuming baby making. Too late, that first time I got pregnant.

2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.
Don't think we did this til after we were married.

3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.
Can't remember but it has happened, rarely.

4. The first time the KID walked in on you.
He must have been 2 or 3? completely oblivious to what we were doing. He wanted breakfast.

5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.
Fortunately this has not happened.

6. The first time after you gave birth.
OUCH OUCH OUCH

7. The first time you scheduled sex.
Not sure if we've ever really scheduled...well actually the first time after giving birth, I guess that was scheduled...DH had the day 8 wks. had passed marked down on the calendar...

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Mon, 04-18-2005 - 9:02am

1. The first time you had sex when you were trying to conceive.


We never 'tried' to conceive!! LOL!!! neither of our girls were 'planed'! LOL! With the #1 DD, I was taken off BC due to problems and what ever we were using didn't work! LOL!!! Then #2 DD we were talking about it! DH wanted to wait another year and I want to start tring...well I was BC and got sick and the meds I took knocked out the BC...so DD came right in the middle of year! LOL! good timing on her part!! LOL!


2. The first time you did it at your parent's house.


Well that was 'after' we were married!


3. The first time HE wasn't in the mood.


Didn't really brother me at all...just one of those things, after all the times I turned him down it was ok the 'few' times he wasn't in the mood! LOL!


4. The first time the KID walked in on you.


Well the never happen to us...Now "HEARING" you is a different story!! LOL!


5. The first time after you or a friend or your spouse had an affair.


Never really thought of this...


6. The first time after you gave birth.


Yes I remember.....With #1DD we were on the couch about 4 weeks afterwards...Ouch Ouch! didn't get back to 'normal' until about 9 months later!!


7. The first time you scheduled sex.


We do this all the time!!! LOL! I call at work and say "Tonights the Night"!! or he will call and say "Baby I need that lovning tonight"....

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