DANG Dog!!!!

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Registered: 11-17-2005
DANG Dog!!!!
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Wed, 01-18-2006 - 9:37am

Last night got off to a wonderful start. Little oral on me, which produced a nice O, then switching to a modified missionary position. While thoroughly enjoying this and on the verge of another "O," my husband stops and turns his head and says "OMG!" Of course, I can't see what it is and can only think one thing - one of the kids. He turns back to me kinda shaking and says "that scared the crap out of me!" Okay, I still can't see what it is, and I'm getting a little scared myself, so I move and look and there is this shadow! Well, I immediately tense up causing my DH to explode and, of course, there goes my other "O!" My DH then says, "god, it's the dang dog!" So, I start to half-shake/half-cry/half-laugh. All I could see was this figure and it literally scared the crap out of me! DH is laughing now and I'm almost in full blown hysterics. So, DH cuddles me until I can calm down and then says, "twice, that's twice that dang dog has interrupted us!" I, tell ya, I've never been so freaked out in my life! Geez.....

So, isn't it TISH that rescues animals? She might want to look into rescuing mine!LOL

 

 

 

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Registered: 07-13-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:03am

I don't think you need Tish. Just help your dog find a nice website like www.doggievoyeurs or something!


Maybe he's got a thing for watching....LOL!

Thanks for the funny story!

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Registered: 11-20-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:14am
Didn't you get caught by DS last week? Maybe you need to get a lock? LOL.

 

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Registered: 03-26-2003
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:18am

My dogs, well really one of them has a real problem with us having sex. They are both polite and get off the bed as they sleep on the bed...so they get off and we do our thing and just as we are about to "crest the mountain" the beagle starts growling and sometimes even barks. It really irritates me and then we usually laugh, but so annoying. The other dog just paces and if we go for a long time she lays down and sighs next to the bed.

I wonder what they think...
Emily.

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Registered: 11-17-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:31am
Yep, DS caught us in the shower. But here is the problem with the lock. Our house is new and still settling. Our bedroom door does have a lock but we now have this HUGE crack above our door causing the door to not close right which in turn won't lock the door. We have to wait until August to get this fixed, when our 1 year is up. I've already got an entire sheet filled with repairs that need to be taken care of. The repair men are going to be in my house for a month!LOL

 

 

 

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Registered: 11-17-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:35am

We use to have a beagle and she would do the same thing - so annoying!LOL But we got rid of her b/c she started snapping at the kids! Can't have that!

P.S. The dogs are thinking, "Ungrateful humans. They have me neutered and then get funky right in front of me, so I'm gonna howl and mess with 'em!"LOL

 

 

 

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Registered: 11-20-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 10:51am
Yeah, but what do most people do when they see 2 dogs mating? Usually laugh and watch or try to break it up! Is this really any different?

 

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Registered: 06-14-2002
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 2:03pm

Your story reminds of an incident I had with a girl friend in college. Her roommate was out and we were taking advantage of the privacy when all of the sudden we hear a strange noise, and smell something foul. It seems her roommates dog had walked in on us and passed gas while watching us. We both laugh, but it did sort of take the romance away. Then her brother showed up and that killed everything.

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Registered: 11-17-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 2:26pm
Oh geez, gas! Well, if my dog had done that at least we would have either heard or smelled her coming!LOL I'm tellin' ya, I can still see that shadow and it sends chills down my spine! She scared the living crap out of me!!! But gas, how funny!LOL

 

 

 

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Registered: 11-17-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 2:28pm
No, but I don't howl or creep up on them!LOL

 

 

 

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Registered: 11-20-2005
In reply to: newbie32
Wed, 01-18-2006 - 5:34pm
Oh, is that just me then or does anybody else do that...?

 

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