Holy ow.

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Holy ow.
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Wed, 01-14-2009 - 9:46pm

So last night DH and I were having some really great sex, when right at the end he was doing fast (and very hard, how I prefer it!) thrusts and completely and totally missed and rammed hard right in between my vagina and anus. Oh. My. Gosh.


I really almost threw up/passed out it hurt so terribly bad.


Today it hurts to walk, hurts to wipe (I've been using the adult wipes because the coolness feels devine), hurts to cough/sneeze/you name it.


I know this isn't exactly the board to vent/gripe about things like this, but my playgroup board would probably have heart attacks if I brought up something like this and I thought you guys could handle it...I just had to grip about it to ANYONE! Poor DH feels sick about it, and admitted he's a little worse for wear today after jamming himself, so I hate to moan about it to him.

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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Wed, 01-14-2009 - 10:13pm
ooh, OW. Could you treat it for a day or so the way you would a perineal tear? After I tore w/ baby#1 they told me to wear pads lined w/ Tucks and that helped a lot. Ouchie.
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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Wed, 01-14-2009 - 10:33pm
BTDT.
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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 6:29am
Ouch that sound so painful. That never happened to me. I hope you feel better soon.
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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 8:52am
BTDT, too...you have my utmost sympathy!











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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 9:25am
THose Poor Peas get use for a lot things other than eating! LOL!

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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 9:35am

LOL!!!!











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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 12:49pm
My DH had a similar experience last week except it was him that was injured. He also missed the spot and rammed into my pubic bone. I was fine but there was a teaspoon of blood in the condom and his penis was horribly bruised and sore for days. He's ok now though still numb at the tip. Careful guys - it's dangerous out there!
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Thu, 01-15-2009 - 2:24pm

Hi lanternlight. It's nice to meet you. The people here are wonderful, so stick around and jump in anytime. Hey, will you do us a huge favor? Please fill in your profile so we can know something about you.. Thanks a million!




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In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 2:30pm
Welcome to the board, lanternlight. I hope your husband recovered from that! I'm Nenu, co-cl here along with Meme.




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Registered: 04-05-2008
In reply to: frecklesaresexy
Thu, 01-15-2009 - 4:17pm

Thanks guys! I actually used some of those witch hazel tucks for post-partum and it really helped ease up on the pain. Since I'm pregnant, I could only take wimpy Tylenol, so I had no help there!


I'm feeling much better today, which is good because DH and I have a hot date tomorrow night :)