Oh my aching back...

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Oh my aching back...
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Wed, 12-24-2008 - 11:14am

I was chatting with my cousin this morning and she had a funny story. She's 40, mother of a 3 y o and a 10 mo old. She has severe scoliosis and has had her entire spine fused. So... her and her DH got a rare moment alone and had a steamy shower together. She threw her back out while he was behind her, so she's in a lot of pain. She has a good sense of humor about it though.

So, have you ever injured yourself during sex??

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Wed, 12-24-2008 - 3:27pm
Yes I have.
I have rubbed my knees raw from the carpet, but that was a minor one. The big one was I went to the ER. DW and I had just been married a short while and we were being particularly wild during IC. I slipped out and she missed on the return stroke. I was jammed hard and it got my attention. We were to turned on to let it stop us so a short diversion and then I was back on her and going at it. So it initially did not seem like much. The next day was a shock. I went to the bathroom that afternoon and there was blood and puss draining from my penis. That was discreetly relayed to DW and we went to the ER. Now having to explain that yes she is the ONLY one and we both were tested before we got married and yes we are both clean. So nothing like having a cotton swab threaded up your pipe to get a sample for a culture. It proved to be infection from injuring my penis during sex. A course of antibiotics and no nookie for 2 months.
Thats my sex injury.



-Gerry-








-Gerry-






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Registered: 08-26-2008
Wed, 12-24-2008 - 4:22pm

I have had several sex injuries. But the strangest one was this:

Ok here's the situation, I was 17 and my boyf (who was 16 and Deaf) at the time was living in the downstairs apt of his mom's place. So we're doing stuff and suddenly I look down and I'm COVERED in blood. I'm not in pain, but I've obviously done something. So I try to tell X (via ASL) do NOT look, just let me see what's going on. Of course he doesn't follow instructions. He looks and starts SCREAMING. He doesn't realize that his mom can likely hear him screaming (he's been Deaf since birth so he doesn't have much concept of who can hear what) and I can hear her coming down the stairs. So I'm trying to tell him to SHUT UP, deal with the blood, and find clothes before mom comes barging in. Luckily she stopped at the door and asked if we were okay, I said yes and she went away. Meanwhile X passes out (this was when we found out that he doesn't like the sight of blood). Everything ended up okay, I never did find an injury (I went to the doc the next day and he said he didn't find anything), but it sure did kill the mood for like a month.

Oh and on X's prom night we discovered a lube that I am apparently violently allergic too.... Fun times!

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Tue, 01-06-2009 - 7:55pm
One time we had finished with me on my side and My Lady's near leg over my waist and were just laying there enjoying the afterglow when suddenly I got this intense burning pain in my lower left abdomen.
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