Sex Coupons

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Sat, 01-31-2009 - 4:02pm

With Valentine's Day approaching, time to start coming up with new ideas.

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Registered: 09-29-2006
Sun, 02-01-2009 - 8:01am

Personally, I would like one of the following 2 that you mentioned...

2. Redeem this coupon for a lovemaking session--but not in the bedroom.

4. When you redeem this coupon, lie down and close your eyes--I'll make sure you don't fall asleep.

Or, how about "I'll (take care of the dishes/bathe the kids/whatever chores DW might normally have to do before bed)...you relax and I'll meet you in the bedroom (or somewhere else!)"

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Sun, 02-01-2009 - 2:45pm

Think of 12 distinct coupons. Presentation is important since it's something you are making. Make a front and back cover and a page that says she can use one coupon a month but if she has any leftovers next Feb 14 she forfeits what's left! If you print it yourself, find nice looking clip art (there's TONS of free Valentine stuff) and use a pretty script like Edwardian. Use card stock or heavy weight paper, not regular paper. You can easily bind the pages with a nice ribbon.

I would include a coupon to take her lingerie shopping to the store of her choice.

Also include a coupon to go toy shopping if she likes or is curious about toys.

one coupon for a foot massage and toe nail painting. Even if you think you can't paint her toenails believe me you'll both have a LOT of fun w/ this one.

Another could have 2 columns: 1 column has 6 body parts (lips, neck, breasts, belly, below waist, etc) and the other column has 6 actions (kiss, lick, suck, nibble, massage, etc) and tell her to circle one choice from each column and leave it on your pillow.

When you present it, why not include it with some of the things you'll need to complete her requests like a sensuous massage oil, edible body dust, pretty candles, bubble bath, a good bottle of wine. You want to make sure she knows you made your own coupon book so you could customize it to her. It has to look good and suit her because the last thing you want it to convey is "this didn't cost me any money." Give it real thought and she'll know it's better than anything you could have bought!

Have fun and Happy Valentine's Day.

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Registered: 10-15-2008
Sun, 02-01-2009 - 7:31pm

I really like the toe nails and the column suggestion.

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Registered: 07-14-2008
Tue, 02-03-2009 - 12:16am

I am going to make conversation hearts & put them in a candy heart container. Instead of coupons. I will cut hearts out of cardstock, print out what I want them to say & buy a heart box of chocolates, remove the chocolates & put them in there.

I like your ideas. So far I have.

A quickie
Position of Your Choice
Sex Under the Stars
Sex in any room of the house.
Your Choice of Anything
Talk Dirty to You
Sex in the shower
BJ in the Shower
Tie Your Wife Up
Breakfast in Bed
Full Body Massage
"Christen" the New Car
Buy Lingerie & Wear It
Toy of Your Choice
Purchase a New Toy
Middle of the Night Sex
Afternoon Quicky
Wake up BJ
Sex in a Public Place
Naughty Letter
Sex - Whenever, Wherever, Whatever

That is about it. I might put a few of them in there a couple of times. I will also put instructions - Leave this heart on my nightstand & redeem it at night. That way he has all day to look forward to it. I will also put an expiration date on them.

Good Luck

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Tue, 02-03-2009 - 2:11am




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Tue, 02-03-2009 - 9:00am

Hi crheam. Nice to meet you. Hey, will you please, please, please fill in your profile so we can know something about you? Thanks a million!


I like these suggestions. Have you done anything like this before?




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Registered: 10-15-2008
Tue, 02-03-2009 - 4:59pm

Good suggestions.

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Registered: 02-28-2006
Thu, 02-05-2009 - 4:15pm
Some others you might want to consider:

- Breakfast in Bed



- A rainy day full of pampering



- A sensual massage with a warm blanket under the stars



- Chocolate and fondue session for two



- A romantic dinner (her choice of: her favorite restaurant / take-out / you'll cook)



- One night of making out like teenagers, without any penetrative sex



- One kiss, anywhere she wants it



- Foreplay involving ice cubes



- You will be her love slave for the evening



- Lingerie shopping at the store of her choice, to be followed by lingerie removal



- A romantic getaway weekend without kids (assuming you have kids), with all arrangements made by you, but with the "no clothes allowed behind the hotel room door" rule in place.