Funny Question!?!?

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Registered: 11-18-2004
Funny Question!?!?
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Wed, 12-13-2006 - 9:32pm

What is the funniest name you ever heard someone call their genitals?

I would have to say, I heard someone call a guys penis and balls, "Meat and potatoes"! LOL

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Registered: 03-19-2003
Wed, 12-13-2006 - 10:25pm

Yeah, I have a friend who calls it that.

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 06-23-2006
Wed, 12-13-2006 - 11:28pm

"Morsels"

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Registered: 06-24-2006
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 3:19am
Family Jewels

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iVillage Member
Registered: 08-12-2002
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 4:38am
"stick and berries"

 


 


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Registered: 10-31-2006
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 9:45am
Back during dating years, mine was called RALPH!!!

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Registered: 08-11-2006
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 11:10am

I have heard the womens genitals referred to as a taco and also a ham or balogna sandwich....when I asked about the sandwich reference the guy took a balogna sandwich someone had, arranged it so the bologna was doubled over and sticking out the side of the bread and held it up and said "See, doesn't it look like a *****?" I couldn't quit laughing at that....and the next time I saw a woman on a porn video with large inner lips I visualized that and started laughing again.

I apologize if I offend anyone built like that, but to me it was funny. I actually like that look, but I think the visual is funny.
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Registered: 09-21-2004
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 2:25pm
a friend was talking about her dh's issues down there and calls them frank and beans. I was roaring when she told me he is now a frank and bean.

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Registered: 09-27-2005
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 9:22pm

I call mine MOBY, not in the musician MOBY, but as in the classic story MOBY D&*K

Im so funny I should be a comedian

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Registered: 12-28-2003
Thu, 12-14-2006 - 9:33pm
When he's being funny, it's either the monkey or Rafiki (Lion King? Monkey with a long stick with 2 oranges at the end?). Usually, though, it's Lord Vader, being that we're Star Wars fans. And when I am wanting to spend money, I am advised to speak to the Finance Department. : )
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Registered: 06-24-2006
Fri, 12-15-2006 - 1:44am
How did you come to get the name "Ralph".

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