Get This...Crotchless PANTS!

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Registered: 10-16-2005
Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
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Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:06am

lol I'm at work today and I'm bending over and putting things away and such and to distribute my girth i stand with my legs apart. Well I get up and I turn and there's 2 guys standing there. One winked at me and the other did the sign for female oral sex. Crazy...I'm using the bathroom and I realized that my pants had split down the middle in my crotch area!! And I'm not wearing underwear!!! I gave sooo many people a peep show before I noticed lol.... but now I'm hot and bothered I mean think about it. For a reaaal quickie hehe have the guy just take you in crotchless pants!!

I may have a marketing for that ;)

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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-17-2006
Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:35am
So subway serves up pink tacos now!! LMAO
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-24-2003
Tue, 07-04-2006 - 8:12am
OMG!
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-28-2003
Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:45pm
Ha! For all I know, Jean-Paul Gaultier may have already come up with this idea, but if you want to market something, I'm thinking designer jeans with a zipper in the back. Just send me a check when you turn a profit. :)
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Registered: 06-07-2006
Tue, 07-04-2006 - 8:34pm

OMG. LMAO. I would probably just die if that happened to me. Although, something similar did happen to me (not at work though).

P.S: I have to say, I would buy those pants (for the reason you stated).

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 10:50am
Why hasn't Lucky Brand jeans not picked up in the idea of zipper from front to back yet? I mean their name says it all right? Talk about jeans guys would buy for their lovers!
iVillage Member
Registered: 10-16-2005
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 3:55pm

lol but the zippers would have to be well hidden but still accessable. I mean you walk around in them, people will know why you're wearing them ;).

Lol subway has a new marketing now...not only do they makes sandwiches but they are willing prostitutes on the side. Don't believe us? Check out their crotchless pants!! *70's porno music plays* Tuscan Chicken with a side of pink tacos!!

(thanks luckylawson!!)

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 5:57pm

>>> lol but the zippers would have to be well hidden but still accessable. I mean you walk around in them, people will know why you're wearing them ;). <<<

Oh, I don't know. I think a lot of folks who bought them would want people to know exactly why they were wearing them--especially guys who bought them for themselves . . .

I also suspect that if they really caught on, Johnson & Johnson would start marketing at least one new shape of Band-Aid, and we'd start hearing some interesting new emergency room stories . . . :)

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:00pm
I had the same cringing moment this morning myself!
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-18-2006
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:04pm

This happened to me golfing!!!!!

Luckily I grabbed my husbands jacket and wrapped it around my waist. I had such a fear of anyone getting too close.

I did suggest to DH that if he wanted a quicky there was easy access though HEH.

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:08pm
who could turn down a hole-in-one?!

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