Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
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Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
| Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:06am |
lol I'm at work today and I'm bending over and putting things away and such and to distribute my girth i stand with my legs apart. Well I get up and I turn and there's 2 guys standing there. One winked at me and the other did the sign for female oral sex. Crazy...I'm using the bathroom and I realized that my pants had split down the middle in my crotch area!! And I'm not wearing underwear!!! I gave sooo many people a peep show before I noticed lol.... but now I'm hot and bothered I mean think about it. For a reaaal quickie hehe have the guy just take you in crotchless pants!!
I may have a marketing for that ;)


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OMG. LMAO. I would probably just die if that happened to me. Although, something similar did happen to me (not at work though).
P.S: I have to say, I would buy those pants (for the reason you stated).
lol but the zippers would have to be well hidden but still accessable. I mean you walk around in them, people will know why you're wearing them ;).
Lol subway has a new marketing now...not only do they makes sandwiches but they are willing prostitutes on the side. Don't believe us? Check out their crotchless pants!! *70's porno music plays* Tuscan Chicken with a side of pink tacos!!
(thanks luckylawson!!)
>>> lol but the zippers would have to be well hidden but still accessable. I mean you walk around in them, people will know why you're wearing them ;). <<<
Oh, I don't know. I think a lot of folks who bought them would want people to know exactly why they were wearing them--especially guys who bought them for themselves . . .
I also suspect that if they really caught on, Johnson & Johnson would start marketing at least one new shape of Band-Aid, and we'd start hearing some interesting new emergency room stories . . . :)
This happened to me golfing!!!!!
Luckily I grabbed my husbands jacket and wrapped it around my waist. I had such a fear of anyone getting too close.
I did suggest to DH that if he wanted a quicky there was easy access though HEH.
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