Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
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Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
| Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:06am |
lol I'm at work today and I'm bending over and putting things away and such and to distribute my girth i stand with my legs apart. Well I get up and I turn and there's 2 guys standing there. One winked at me and the other did the sign for female oral sex. Crazy...I'm using the bathroom and I realized that my pants had split down the middle in my crotch area!! And I'm not wearing underwear!!! I gave sooo many people a peep show before I noticed lol.... but now I'm hot and bothered I mean think about it. For a reaaal quickie hehe have the guy just take you in crotchless pants!!
I may have a marketing for that ;)


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Har-de-har-har Mr. T.bed.....
Stick in the mud turned it down *shrugs*
I mean think of it..."yea boys, I got a hole in one once..." followed by a sly grin. "...it was a beautiful thing too..."
*throwing my hands in the air*
I dunno, I just don't get it either......
If I was 300lb of lovin'? I could see how he'd be turned off, no questions asked but, I'm far from it.
If I wasn't such a nymph? I'd play hard to get.
Note to self: next lifetime, play hard to get :p
I just got home not long ago...I'm wide awake!
I read this...and now I'm LMAO!!!!
Thank you Lucky!
Obviously targeted more at the fetish crowd (pleather vs. denim), but there's this as an example:
howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1852&osCsid=d9acb74fc2a9f46023212af68501122e
Why did you feel silly?
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