Get This...Crotchless PANTS!

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Registered: 10-16-2005
Get This...Crotchless PANTS!
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Tue, 07-04-2006 - 1:06am

lol I'm at work today and I'm bending over and putting things away and such and to distribute my girth i stand with my legs apart. Well I get up and I turn and there's 2 guys standing there. One winked at me and the other did the sign for female oral sex. Crazy...I'm using the bathroom and I realized that my pants had split down the middle in my crotch area!! And I'm not wearing underwear!!! I gave sooo many people a peep show before I noticed lol.... but now I'm hot and bothered I mean think about it. For a reaaal quickie hehe have the guy just take you in crotchless pants!!

I may have a marketing for that ;)

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-18-2006
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:26pm

Har-de-har-har Mr. T.bed.....

Stick in the mud turned it down *shrugs*

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Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:31pm

I mean think of it..."yea boys, I got a hole in one once..." followed by a sly grin. "...it was a beautiful thing too..."

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-18-2006
Wed, 07-05-2006 - 6:38pm

*throwing my hands in the air*

I dunno, I just don't get it either......

If I was 300lb of lovin'? I could see how he'd be turned off, no questions asked but, I'm far from it.

If I wasn't such a nymph? I'd play hard to get.

Note to self: next lifetime, play hard to get :p

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Registered: 03-09-2006
Thu, 07-06-2006 - 1:28am

I just got home not long ago...I'm wide awake!

I read this...and now I'm LMAO!!!!

Thank you Lucky!


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Registered: 03-30-2000
Thu, 07-06-2006 - 1:16pm

Obviously targeted more at the fetish crowd (pleather vs. denim), but there's this as an example:

howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1852&osCsid=d9acb74fc2a9f46023212af68501122e

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-25-2003
Thu, 07-06-2006 - 1:48pm
oh NAUGHTY!!! My version would have the ends of the zipper below the waistline so the pants could stay on 'during'. very hot!
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Registered: 08-12-2002
Thu, 07-06-2006 - 4:41pm

Why did you feel silly?

 


 


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Registered: 09-16-2003
Sat, 07-08-2006 - 8:47am
all I could think of was CHAPS.


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Registered: 07-04-2006
Sun, 07-09-2006 - 11:19am
What a refreshing way to spice up a boring day at work. I am thinking you should not repair those. Keep them for just the right occassion. Maybe this is a day at work when the boss will be doing an evaluation. You accidently drop some things on the floor and need to turn your back to him/her to pick them up. Who knows where else this might come in handy. It is a hot day and you need that litle breeze. You are horny and you need to take care of things. Forget the zipper. That could cause a deep gash and lots of pain.
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Registered: 10-16-2005
Sun, 07-09-2006 - 9:03pm
yes lm I always go commando...so much cooler especially in the summer ;)
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