Gross and REALLY Funny

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Registered: 04-11-2006
Gross and REALLY Funny
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Fri, 08-18-2006 - 3:33pm

Soo my SO would kill me if he knew that I was putting this up here but it was sooooo darn funny that I just have to tell someone else.

My SO and I have had a rough month or so but after litterally 2 weeks of talking in depth about our problems we think we finally are getting back to normal ( there have been a lot of trying situations beyond our control that we have been faced with )

Sooo finally last night we got to have some truly passionate love making.... which included some anal play for both of us, we both had good climaxes and then got ready for bed, We were laying there spooning and all cuddled up and all of a sudden he squeezing me ( like hes trying to hug me) and all of a sudden he let out a LONG fart and the longer it went the harder he sqqeezed me... Im not a fan of gas but I couldnt help but laugh so hard that I couldnt even talk.

Guess I must have stimulated something other then just his prostate...

any one else have this happen to them???

LOL

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Registered: 07-03-2006
Fri, 08-18-2006 - 5:24pm
I am glad to say NO, I have not!

 


 


 


 


 

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Registered: 06-23-2006
Fri, 08-18-2006 - 5:42pm
Umm... can't say that I have, but I'm glad you guys finally got some time together!

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 05-03-2006
Fri, 08-18-2006 - 7:15pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sat, 08-19-2006 - 7:00am

Great! Thanks a lot Customfish! I just got in from the midnight shift and laughed so hard I woke youngest up. I was hoping to get an hours sleep before that! lol


In 12 years of knowing each other, neither of us has heard the other one toot. (What? That's my word for it.)


But I think if we ever do we'll just laugh so hard we pee ourselves.

 

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Registered: 04-11-2006
Sat, 08-19-2006 - 9:29am

See, Isnt it just halarious, Like I said, I am not a fan of gas and when I have it I make every effort for nothing to be heard or smelt. and when my SO does fart I usually say " cant you do that somewhere else " lol Yeah kinda prudish I know.... But when that happened thursday night I laughed SOOOOOO hard it took me twice as long to be able to go to sleep...When he was going to the bathroom this am I walked in and said " if you squeeze me will you pee longer??" LOL

Its always nice to have a lafugh at someone elses expense on occassion, So I figured I would give you all the opportunity to laugh at me :-)

Jenn

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Sat, 08-19-2006 - 9:51am
we had a most embarrassing thread, and it was hilarious...maybe we need another one....


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Sat, 08-19-2006 - 9:57am

Customfish, I am like you...It's gonna happen but I will do just about anything to, I guess, hide it.

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Sat, 08-19-2006 - 10:12am
There is no way your dog is as bad as my rat terrier, Gabby.


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Sat, 08-19-2006 - 10:52am

Yeah, I guess hide it is the right term so to speak.... I think alot of it has to do with how I was raised.
I come from a family of Professionals, All of them are Doctors, Lawyers, and other types of white collar workers. and I my self work in a professional industry ( if my co workers only knew about me and the stuff I like)LOL...... So Passing gas just isnt approiate many many times. Now My first husband was a blue collar factory worker where they pretty much have farting contests at work. But my SO isnt like that he works at the corperate level of a huge regional bank, so it was really wasnt something that I expected out of him, let alone in bed ( he says it really was an accident and the reason he squeezed me was because it actually hurt a little, Guess Im a little hard on the anus LOL)

LM... wasnt really embarrassing more so just funny as heck...

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Registered: 09-21-2004
Sat, 08-19-2006 - 12:49pm

Lets just say my whole family is full of hot air.

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