Morse, I thought I told you about my new business - Rub-a-dub-Pub? Maybe not. Well, I bought a double decker bus and set it up as a pub on the lower floor and a hot tub for 12 on the upper floor (quick stops are a bitch!). I'm in partnership with MADD and Richard Branson. For $29.95, I come pick you up at your house and you drink free for the night without ever having to drive. After each pick up, we keep driving until the song on the radio changes. If the words 'Girl', 'Gal' or any female name is mentioned in the song, then we take the next right. We take the next left if 'Boy', 'Guy' or a male name is mentioned, otherwise, we keep going straight. If a song by Elvis comes on, then everyone takes off one piece of clothing.
I haven't gotten all the financials down yet. I'm not sure how to get everyone home and I have a few more liquor licenses to go yet in Iowa. Also, the curtains for the private beds have not come in yet. Other than that, I'm on the road starting Memorial day. Make sure you bring your passport since I can't guarantee where we will end up.
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Morse,
I thought I told you about my new business - Rub-a-dub-Pub? Maybe not. Well, I bought a double decker bus and set it up as a pub on the lower floor and a hot tub for 12 on the upper floor (quick stops are a bitch!). I'm in partnership with MADD and Richard Branson. For $29.95, I come pick you up at your house and you drink free for the night without ever having to drive. After each pick up, we keep driving until the song on the radio changes. If the words 'Girl', 'Gal' or any female name is mentioned in the song, then we take the next right. We take the next left if 'Boy', 'Guy' or a male name is mentioned, otherwise, we keep going straight. If a song by Elvis comes on, then everyone takes off one piece of clothing.
I haven't gotten all the financials down yet. I'm not sure how to get everyone home and I have a few more liquor licenses to go yet in Iowa. Also, the curtains for the private beds have not come in yet. Other than that, I'm on the road starting Memorial day. Make sure you bring your passport since I can't guarantee where we will end up.
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I'm so jelous. I'd love to meet some of y'all.
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