If your penis had an owner's manual ...
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If your penis had an owner's manual ...
| Tue, 08-29-2006 - 12:21pm |
what would it say?
Ladies, if you could write the owner's manual for a penis, what would you say?
We'll talk about vaginas later.

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well, I'll leave the contents of the book to the boys....but here's the cover:
I made it myself!
Corrine, Sr Community Moderator
iVillage Love & Sex
Care and Feeding:
Handle gently
Occasionally spits
Regular "exercise" is a must.
Use only high-quality, manufacturer-recommended lubricants when servicing your penis.
Abuse, neglect or improper maintenance of your penis may void your warranty.
Careless or incorrect use of your penis may result in child support payments, laughter, humiliation, incarceration, severe injury, death, and/or marriage.
If your penis came equipped with the turtleneck attachment, please refer to special instructions in chapter 5.
let's see...
best when stored in warm places for 2 minutes at a time.
do not let near children with anything long and pokeful.
do not assume that a woman is unattractive if it doesn't rise, seek help immediately.
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