If your penis had an owner's manual ...
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If your penis had an owner's manual ...
| Tue, 08-29-2006 - 12:21pm |
what would it say?
Ladies, if you could write the owner's manual for a penis, what would you say?
We'll talk about vaginas later.

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>>>Careless or incorrect use of your penis may result in child support payments, laughter, humiliation, incarceration, severe injury, death, and/or marriage.<<<
LMAO - I think they should all have that warning attached.
Or make us all get the "Safety Warnings" exclamation point inside a yellow caution triangle tattooed on there. (Might look pretty cool, actually.)
FYI, I lifted my language, appropriately enough, from chainsaw owner's manuals.
When utilizing your penis's patented bladder release/snow writing function outdoors, do not operate within 15 feet of electrical wiring or electrified fencing.
In the event of an electrical storm, take precautions to ensure that your penis is not the highest point in your immediate vicinity.
LMAO - I'm scaring my cat because I'm laughing so loud.
This rule is exactly like the rule concerning sissors......
Do not run while holding penis in your hand.....
In case your penis gets wet and cold and begins to shrink, just move to warm place and massage.
Take caution when handling penis immediately after fellatio outside under the bleachers in very cold weather -- do not allow penis to touch cold metal supports.
When playing with more than one at a time, take care to keep both equally inflated.
Never compare the oversized one you bought online with the real thing. This could result in the real thing retreating to the sofa at night.
Appreciate the fact that the penis you get to play with is yours now -- do not inquire about how many others it has played with.
The more places you hide it, the happier it will be!
Innkeeper
If my fiance penis had owner manual it would penis for dummies or in some weird
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