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wash their partners hair
cut their hair
shave them
lied to them
tweeze eyebrows
Sorry Morse, but no.
run interference for them on the phone
call in sick for them
make excuses for their absence from a family function
cut their toe nails
done their laundry for them
made dinner for them
laughed at a bad joke, that just wasn't funny
make coffee for them in the morning
call them during the day
bought them a clothing item
smathered them with lotion
gone down on them
massaged their feet
written them a love letter
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wash their partners hair
cut their hair
shave them
lied to them
tweeze eyebrows
Sorry Morse, but no.
run interference for them on the phone
call in sick for them
make excuses for their absence from a family function
cut their toe nails
done their laundry for them
made dinner for them
laughed at a bad joke, that just wasn't funny
make coffee for them in the morning
call them during the day
bought them a clothing item
smathered them with lotion
gone down on them
massaged their feet
written them a love letter
Pages