Masturbation as a sleep aid

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
Masturbation as a sleep aid
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Wed, 08-30-2006 - 7:46pm

I noticed a whole bunch of you were up late last night.

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-09-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:18pm

Ketchup?!

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:28pm
Me, I do a sort of ketchup/mustard swirl (has to be Heinz/Grey Poupon), but then I'm a total condiment whore anyway.
iVillage Member
Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:30pm
Oh stop throwing those fajitas up woman! Ketchup is THE condiment! I have no clue what this "mustard" you speak of is!

 

 

 

 

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iVillage Member
Registered: 09-21-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:48pm
Seriously-how do WE go from masaterbation to condiments????
iVillage Member
Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:55pm
Don't they go hand and hand? Oh wait, that's CON-DOMS! Sorry! I'll be excused now........

 

 

 

 

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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 2:57pm
Yeah, you're right, Sister D--I usually START with the condiments.
iVillage Member
Registered: 09-21-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 3:00pm

Is that your pick-up line while out on the prowl?

iVillage Member
Registered: 09-21-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 3:03pm
you mean you don't cover your condom in condiments?
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-28-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 3:09pm
Not really while on the prowl; I save that one for car flirting with women in minivans. Helps if I show them my corndog (so they know I'm not joking). :)
iVillage Member
Registered: 09-21-2004
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 3:12pm

I was told no more laughing at the puter!!!