Well, my 80 year old Mother has unwittingly been my excuse for tardiness on a number of occasions. My boss is very understanding about my dropping by her place on the way to work to help with something.
But Mom would certainly be shocked to know that on three or four of those occasions where she was my reason, I was actually late because my wife woke me up with a blow job and wouldnt let me leave until I had satisfied her as well....And while Id actually not be at all ashamed to tell that truth to an employer in general( my last boss would have blushed terribly but understood) Id never say anything about my private life like that to the sick evil bastard I currently work for. Id hate to think I gave the SOB who tried to deny me leave when my 8 day old daughter nearly died was gettin any kind of jolly from my sex life.
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LMAO!!!!
Dh was my boss when we first hooked up.
Well, my 80 year old Mother has unwittingly been my excuse for tardiness on a number of occasions. My boss is very understanding about my dropping by her place on the way to work to help with something.
But Mom would certainly be shocked to know that on three or four of those occasions where she was my reason, I was actually late because my wife woke me up with a blow job and wouldnt let me leave until I had satisfied her as well....And while Id actually not be at all ashamed to tell that truth to an employer in general( my last boss would have blushed terribly but understood) Id never say anything about my private life like that to the sick evil bastard I currently work for. Id hate to think I gave the SOB who tried to deny me leave when my 8 day old daughter nearly died was gettin any kind of jolly from my sex life.
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