Question for ladies...

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Registered: 07-11-2005
Question for ladies...
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Sun, 06-04-2006 - 6:51am

...and Bi-men too I guess...

If you were able to craft, request, create, etc the perfect penis for yourself on your fantasy man, what would it look like? How long? How thick? Big hanging balls or little cute ones? Veins? Oh yeah, and of course amount of ejaculate!!

Ladies, have fun with it. Spare us the "but my man's is perfect the way he is!" or the whole "ocean's motion that counts" excuse. Don't worry - he's not listening. :)

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Registered: 08-12-2005
Wed, 06-07-2006 - 12:49pm

My dh is on the large side and my bf is on the average side. I personally prefer the average where as my gf prefers the large..so I guess our swapping works out well for us.

I suppose I would create an average size....no plyable (as my dh is..we joke that you could roll him up and use him for a party favor...LOL) and not so hard you can't bend much (like my bf..who is hard as a rock and i'm not kidding)..i'm telling you these 2 are complete opposites....I need something right in the middle..LOL

I'm not into the big dangly balls...smaller the pkg there the better...(I never really thought about that until I was w/my bf..he has smaller where as my dh has large dangly)

And shaved...must be shaved...my bf is and I love it...my gf recently shaved my dh...and it's much nicer but he's not as open to doing it himself and keeping it up....

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Registered: 09-25-2003
Wed, 06-07-2006 - 1:07pm
that first one is always a pain (shave)...the weekly maintenance is all of a couple minutes in the shower...very easy. Funny...I think I like it more than DW!
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Registered: 08-12-2005
Wed, 06-07-2006 - 1:43pm
well my dh likes it..I just don't know how hes going to be about keeping it up..but gf likes to shave him..sooo..LOL
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Registered: 03-27-2004
Wed, 06-21-2006 - 3:57am

I'll endulge a bit. First, I like it to be pretty, nice color, smooth with either a little bit of hair or none. Balls are sexy when tighter together. Size I'd agree with the 7 to 8 inches and it's hard to guess girth but I'd say thick with a well defined head on top. Ejaculate is not so much how much, but how hard it shoots out, harder the better.

I've had a couple boyfriends that are always a huge turn on to remember. One other thing is the soft skin on a hard on is amazing...

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Registered: 04-27-2005
Thu, 06-22-2006 - 9:01pm
I'm neither a girl or bi, but since I'm like most men and would like to change my size, I thought I'd redesign my own penis. First of all, I'd have to specify the flaccid size. For disrobing purposes and making a good first impression, I would make my penis about 6 inches long and about 5 inches around with big hanging balls. I am 6'4" with broad shoulders and think that my flaccid penis looks undersized on my body; especially considering some of the mammoth one's I've seen in the locker room. 6x5 is basically my post-sex size and I think it looks like it fits my body. Despite the relatively large flaccid size, I wouldn't go much bigger for the erect measurements. I think most of the postings have posted an ideal erect size. I'd want 8" long and 6.5 around if I could have my choice. I've read that many women enjoy the feeling of balls slapping against them during sex; my wife hasn't expressed a desire for that (not that it's possible as my balls stay quite tight against my body), but it seems that would add an extra sensation to the experience. Nice idea for a topic, Couplein30s.
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Registered: 03-14-2006
Tue, 06-27-2006 - 3:12pm
Probably about 8 inches and thick. I definitely want to feel it inside of me. No saggy balls either please! Hmmmmmmmm a cucumber seems good!
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Registered: 08-21-2005
Mon, 07-03-2006 - 6:45pm
Question: A lot of the responses mentioned balls, firm or hanging etc. But in my experience my balls can be firm and tight sometimes, low hanging butt slappers at others...Some of this has to do with environment, balls drop lower when they get too warm.But there must be other factors I dont know about because I certainly cant predict how my balls will look/feel even an hour from now. I doubt Im unique, and would think most of you would have noticed your mans balls changing as well?

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