Sex lists/Sex rules

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Registered: 08-12-2008
Sex lists/Sex rules
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Fri, 05-14-2010 - 11:03am

I was wondering as I am reading a lot of your posts, that there are rules or 'lists' one partner or spouse imposes on the other spouse in terms of the sex life.

If you care to share, post them!

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Registered: 09-27-2005
Fri, 05-14-2010 - 3:33pm

1. We had Sex last week, yesterday, two days ago, or even this morning. You don't need sex that often, must be something wrong with you


2. Don't come in me, vagina or mouth, dont come on certain parts of body,watch it you got some on the sheets.


3 You are taking too long, hurry up! You promised it would not take long.


4 I gave you head last month.


5 No sex on kitchen counter, or dinning room table, or in car/truck/shower/floor/chair


6 I do not want to dress sexy to have sex.


7 Can I just lay here



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iVillage Member
Registered: 08-29-2008
Fri, 05-14-2010 - 10:45pm

Did you say rules? MK has so many "rules"! Here are some of them.


No sex when it is light out.


No oral.


No kissing with tongue action.


However, it is OK for me to suck here tits.


This is getting me depressed. Shall I go on?

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2008
Sat, 05-15-2010 - 12:07am

I do have a few:

1. Don't rip it
2. Don't cause 'runs' in it
3. Don't stretch it out

Therefore the solution is to help me get out of them ASAP!



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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-08-2004
Sat, 05-15-2010 - 9:40am

Only two rules for me............


1)

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iVillage Member
Registered: 02-23-2009
Sun, 05-16-2010 - 3:02am

If it feels good...do it!


It only seems kinky the first time

Blessed Be


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Blessed Be


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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-07-2008
Mon, 05-17-2010 - 2:08pm

It's not Saturday night leave me alone.

We just had sex 3 weeks ago, you pervert.

You want me to shave what?

Hurry up! I'm cold!

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-17-2010
Mon, 05-17-2010 - 5:03pm

Some of these made me want to yell at some women for not enjoying something awesome! LOL

Here are mine with my dh...

No, errr, "taking matters into our own hands" without giving the other person the chance to help.

No holding back. If we want something, speak up. Unfortunately, neither of us has developed the ability to read minds(YET!) so if we hold back we are only torturing ourselves.

Mandatory naughty days... Days filled with fantasy and teasing and fun.

Mandatory non-naughty days... Days filled with no talking about fantasy, no looking at anything "adult", then some good ol' vanilla sex.

Other then that, things are pretty open. We go through phases with what we do, but I think a phase is better then a funk any day!

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-12-2008
Thu, 05-20-2010 - 10:17am
do you get pedicures at all?
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iVillage Member
Registered: 03-08-2004
Thu, 05-20-2010 - 10:46am

No pedicure for me, I'd need

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Registered: 05-28-2003
Fri, 05-21-2010 - 4:02pm
Well, personally, I don't give rim jobs before the third date.

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