I was wondering as I am reading a lot of your posts, that there are rules or 'lists' one partner or spouse imposes on the other spouse in terms of the sex life.
Some of these made me want to yell at some women for not enjoying something awesome! LOL
Here are mine with my dh...
No, errr, "taking matters into our own hands" without giving the other person the chance to help.
No holding back. If we want something, speak up. Unfortunately, neither of us has developed the ability to read minds(YET!) so if we hold back we are only torturing ourselves.
Mandatory naughty days... Days filled with fantasy and teasing and fun.
Mandatory non-naughty days... Days filled with no talking about fantasy, no looking at anything "adult", then some good ol' vanilla sex.
Other then that, things are pretty open. We go through phases with what we do, but I think a phase is better then a funk any day!
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1. We had Sex last week, yesterday, two days ago, or even this morning. You don't need sex that often, must be something wrong with you
2. Don't come in me, vagina or mouth, dont come on certain parts of body,watch it you got some on the sheets.
3 You are taking too long, hurry up! You promised it would not take long.
4 I gave you head last month.
5 No sex on kitchen counter, or dinning room table, or in car/truck/shower/floor/chair
6 I do not want to dress sexy to have sex.
7 Can I just lay here
Did you say rules? MK has so many "rules"! Here are some of them.
No sex when it is light out.
No oral.
No kissing with tongue action.
However, it is OK for me to suck here tits.
This is getting me depressed. Shall I go on?
I do have a few:
1. Don't rip it
2. Don't cause 'runs' in it
3. Don't stretch it out
Therefore the solution is to help me get out of them ASAP!
Only two rules for me............
1)
If it feels good...do it!
It only seems kinky the first time
Blessed Be
Willowhisp
Blessed Be
Willowhisp
It's not Saturday night leave me alone.
We just had sex 3 weeks ago, you pervert.
You want me to shave what?
Hurry up! I'm cold!
Some of these made me want to yell at some women for not enjoying something awesome! LOL
Here are mine with my dh...
No, errr, "taking matters into our own hands" without giving the other person the chance to help.
No holding back. If we want something, speak up. Unfortunately, neither of us has developed the ability to read minds(YET!) so if we hold back we are only torturing ourselves.
Mandatory naughty days... Days filled with fantasy and teasing and fun.
Mandatory non-naughty days... Days filled with no talking about fantasy, no looking at anything "adult", then some good ol' vanilla sex.
Other then that, things are pretty open. We go through phases with what we do, but I think a phase is better then a funk any day!
No pedicure for me, I'd need
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