Taboo in the Ladies Room

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Taboo in the Ladies Room
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Wed, 07-07-2010 - 5:06pm

I've got some ideas for threads and this is the first:

Ladies, do you have a taboo story of something that happened in the ladies room you would never share with someone outside of this anonymous forum?

It could include:

A masturbation experience
A sexual encounter with the opposite or same sex
An embarrassing moment
Something someone else did/said
A confrontation of some kind
Some other type of story

Men always wonder what goes on in there- so now here's the chance to "spill" it all.

bsG150

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Registered: 05-22-2010
Fri, 07-09-2010 - 1:37am

I've gotten myself off in the ladies room at my office. There are two stalls and a lot of ladies so it was a bit interesting. I was interacting with a guy at work and he was completely coming on to me. He was amazingly hot. We were both married at the time. My marriage was on the rocks and his advances were driving me crazy. We flirted a lot on the phone and it would leave my heart racing and leave me so wet I had trouble concentrating. We had a particularly charged interaction one day and I was completely dripping. I was trying to work, but couldn't stop ever so slowly grinding against my chair. My lips were so slippery I was enjoying the tiniest movement. I also had a deadline and needed to concentrate!

It was already after lunch so I couldn't just disappear. I went into the ladies room. Thank god I was wearing a skirt! There is one big stall and one small one. I got the big one and nobody else was in the room initially. I sat on the toilet and put one foot on a railing alongside it up on the wall. My other foot was on a chair. I unbuttoned my shirt a few buttons so I could squeeze my girls. My girls are huge - 36 DD so if I lean down just right I can suck them. I sucked and bit my left one so hard I had to stifle my moans. That was the hardest part really. I have an incredibly hard time being quiet during those times. While I was sucking someone else came in and I had to put one foot down so it wouldn't look too fishy. My breathing was so hard. Thankfully that person left quickly. I was alone again and took two fingers to rub myself. I was soooo wet it was hard to even get enough contact but somehow I managed. I had both my feet off the floor again and was absolutely bucking against my fingers. It was a good thing I was on the toilet because I had the most explosive O. If I had been on a bed or a chair there would have been a huge wet spot!

The sad thing was I came so quickly. I really wanted to go again, but then two people came in and one was waiting. She recognized my shoe and started talking to me. I had to catch my breath quickly and do some serious adjusting of clothing. I had the hugest smile for the rest of that day... and also had some more fun when I got home.

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Registered: 02-02-2004
Fri, 07-09-2010 - 12:52pm
What a great, hot story. Do you masturbate at work regularly or was this a one-time thing? I have had a few encounters like that at work as well where I just had to have relief or embarrass myself with a bulge all day.
bsG150
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Registered: 05-22-2010
Fri, 07-09-2010 - 4:19pm
omg. i just spent almost an hour typing about another situation and then my computer froze! blah.
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Registered: 02-02-2004
Sat, 07-10-2010 - 7:36pm
Ugh! I'd love to hear it. It may be better to do it in word & copy & paste it in if it's a really long story like that.
bsG150
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Sun, 07-11-2010 - 9:04pm
Still waiting on next story.
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Registered: 08-12-2008
Mon, 07-12-2010 - 2:52am

I was at a bar and waiting in line to use a potty and this strange woman walks up to me grabs my boobs and says OMG are they real, they feel real and they are so freaking huge. I have never seen boobs this huge that are real.

Yeah lady they are real and natural now remove your hands. I was embarrassed and felt violated in front of a bunch of my friends. My hubby, friends and I left the bar.

I have never done anything taboo in a ladies room. They can be dirty in a germy kinda way.

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Registered: 05-03-2005
Fri, 07-16-2010 - 5:24pm
A few years ago with a lot of practice I learned how to pee standing up and, especially when wearing a skirt with no undies in the way I would stand facing the toilet as a man would do.
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Registered: 06-27-2005
Fri, 07-16-2010 - 6:56pm
Many many years ago when I was a kid my father was a contractor. He had a book of plumbing fixtures, well I was drawn to the pages that had female urinals. Has any of you gals seen or used one? On the other side, what do you to so you are able to stand and pee? Seams like this would be great, at least from a guys point as we stand and it is faster than sitting. This would be something I would pass on to DW as she seams to pee a lot.
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Registered: 06-27-2005
Fri, 07-16-2010 - 6:58pm
Would you please post the story you lost, we have been waiting on it.
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Registered: 05-18-2008
Fri, 07-16-2010 - 11:10pm
The only thing I have ever done in the ladies room at a couple of my previous workplaces is masturbate. It has not happened in a long time.

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