I am convinced ours have been found! In fact there have been a couple of times a couple have been taken out and in an exhaustive state just thrown to the floor (never returned until fully cleaned). And since drinking the night before usually is the prerequisite for raiding the toy chest, the next morning they may be ignored so there they lay all day on our floor until that night when we come in and think "omg! did the kids come in here?!" Frankly, I don't mind that they know we have some kink going on...what better way to teach them about hot monogomy! Or, scar them for life! LOL!!
LMAO @ scaring them for life. Allrighty then.......
DH FREAKS if my lingerie is even out and about. Yesterday I was folding laundry and some of my more "revealing" items were there (bustier with thong and stockings). He did everything but throw himself on top of it all.
*eyeroll*
My kids do ask why I buy so many batteries though. HA!!!!!!!!!
I had one son come out of our room with her pearl thong over his head! I had parents that did not hide their sexuality. My wife's parents never ever acknowledged that sex existed except for reproductive purposes. I think she likes the way I turned out better so she agrees that we do not hide it in the least. If they dug through my top two nightstand drawers...my god! Forget digging, just opening them! LOL
When we first got married she always had to be on the side of the bed close to the door. However we lived in a bad part of town during college and one night we were woken up by what sounded like somone breaking through a window on the front porch. It turned out to be a box full of old picture frames fell from the top of the hall closet and smashed on the wood floors. Since then I am always closer to the door no matter what side it happens to be on! LOL
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I am on the left, DH is on the right. The toys are in my walk in closet on the top shelf.
With nosey little children, they are NOT safe in the night stand.
I am on the right side-near the door and away from the alarm clock.
Toys? None here.
My DH does the same thing!
LMAO @ scaring them for life. Allrighty then.......
DH FREAKS if my lingerie is even out and about. Yesterday I was folding laundry and some of my more "revealing" items were there (bustier with thong and stockings). He did everything but throw himself on top of it all.
*eyeroll*
My kids do ask why I buy so many batteries though. HA!!!!!!!!!
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