You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...

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Registered: 10-16-2005
You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...
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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 1:20am

lol...I was standing in the shower contemplating whether I should bring out the chainsaw to shave my legs when this idea (or game if you will) occured to me.

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when...

I'll start..

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when you need to take a chainsaw to your hairy legs lol

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Registered: 03-17-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 5:46pm
You know you haven't had sex in a while when you get excited by the overstock.com commercials! It's all about the O!
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Registered: 03-26-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 6:27pm

>>You know you haven't had sex in a while when it takes you a second to remember who was president the last time you did it.<<

I really cannot remember who was president!

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Registered: 04-05-2003
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 6:46pm
You know you havent had sex in awhile when your husband refers to his organ as being just "ornamental".
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Registered: 06-23-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 9:31pm
Welcome to the board sweet mulberry!!! Stick around and have some fun!

 

 

 

 

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Registered: 06-24-2006
Thu, 08-31-2006 - 11:04pm
You know you havent had sex in a while when you finally decide to have sex with that special guy, and you find yourself bringing along some WD40

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Registered: 10-16-2005
Fri, 09-01-2006 - 2:12am
you know you haven't had sex in a while when you look at your man's genitals and go "what the heck is that?!"
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Registered: 04-20-2003
Fri, 09-01-2006 - 10:35pm
You know it's been a while since you've had sex when the handcuffs in your toy box are rusted shut!
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Registered: 09-21-2004
Fri, 09-01-2006 - 11:46pm

When your dh is sitting in bed and stares at you and informs you that he is no longer going to have sex with you and instead profess his love to Jesus!!!!

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Registered: 05-15-2006
Sat, 09-02-2006 - 8:24pm

So did this actually happen to you?

I don't like this topic; it reminds me of the pre-2005 model of my DW.

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Registered: 09-21-2004
Sat, 09-02-2006 - 10:52pm

Oh Joisey!!!