You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...

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Registered: 10-16-2005
You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...
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Thu, 08-31-2006 - 1:20am

lol...I was standing in the shower contemplating whether I should bring out the chainsaw to shave my legs when this idea (or game if you will) occured to me.

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when...

I'll start..

You know you haven't gotten any in a while when you need to take a chainsaw to your hairy legs lol

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Registered: 09-16-2003
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 4:18am
you know you haven't had sex in a while when you forget where you hid all the porn!


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Registered: 10-16-2005
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 5:51am

you know you haven't had sex in a while when the kids can get into your bedroom with ease because the vaseline is sitting on a shelf getting dusty!

speaking of which...has anyone done that before to their kids?

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Registered: 09-21-2004
Sun, 09-03-2006 - 10:50pm
Why do you need some porn in the meantime?
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Registered: 06-26-2006
Mon, 09-04-2006 - 1:09am
You know that you haven't had sex in a while when you discover the only lube like substance you have is either hemmroid cream or crisco.
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Registered: 06-19-2001
Mon, 09-04-2006 - 8:35am

You Know You Haven't Had Sex When...

Your kids cartoon characters turn you on!?

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