15 Things She Doesn't Want to Hear

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15 Things She Doesn't Want to Hear
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Thu, 03-05-2009 - 10:35pm

...excerpted from Men's Health


15 Things She Doesn't Want to Hear in Bed


1. "Do you want to take a shower first?"

2. Chris Berman.

3. "He shoots, he scores," or any other sort of sports metaphor.

4. Whitesnake singing "Is This Love," Poison singing "Every Rose Has a Thorn," and the remaining 12 songs on your '80s power-ballads compilation disc.

5. Your roommate watching Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style on the other side of the wall.

6. "I don't really keep track. Maybe 35 . . . you know, give or take a few . . . or five."

7. Any comments whatsoever about her intimate grooming habits.

8. "Are those real?"

9. "Julie . . . from the gym" on your machine, saying she had "an ab fab time" at "couples yoga" yesterday.

10. The silent roar of your leopard-print silk sheets.

11. "Let me slip in halfway, and then I'll use a condom." (Yes, there are men who really say stuff like this.)

12. Comments on her sheets. It scares her when you know thread counts.

13. "Do you want to keep going?"

14. "I'm ready for a cold one."

15. "Herpes."


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Registered: 08-30-2008
Thu, 03-05-2009 - 10:59pm
pretty funny list - unfortunately I dont have any funny comments to contribute.
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Fri, 03-06-2009 - 6:50am
lmao.... thank God I've never heard any of these....



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Registered: 03-04-2008
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 9:39am

naah...don't worry...it gets bigger.

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Registered: 01-07-2009
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 9:55am

"Honey, I'm home" ....lol


I will come up with more but that was my intital thought...


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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 10:13am
lmao...... Please tell me that someone didn't actually say that to you....



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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 10:14am
Ooooops...



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Registered: 03-04-2008
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 10:19am

LOL.

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 10:25am
Ewwwwwww.... lmao



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Registered: 03-04-2008
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 10:28am
EXACTLY!

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Registered: 02-18-2009
Fri, 03-06-2009 - 11:18am
Any guy who wants to get ANYWHERE with a women had better not mention anything from this list.

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