7 ways to be annoying at christmas
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7 ways to be annoying at christmas
| Sun, 12-16-2007 - 2:29pm |
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."
5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.
7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop All you get is the snowman's poop!'





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cool.......... glad I could give you some ideas! LOL
how is the weather up there hon?
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These are great! Much more in line with my natural grinchiness!
How was your birthday?
Hi cin.... The weather sucks... It's been snowing and sleeting since about 2am. Severe weather warning in effect until 7am Monday morning. Got about
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no thats quite alright hon........ our snow has started
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then hubby and DD surprised me with a really nice digital camera
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but yes I have celebrated today as well........... bad weather has kept us home so I have been able to spend some time with friends here.
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