7 ways to be annoying at christmas

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Registered: 11-13-2006
7 ways to be annoying at christmas
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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 2:29pm

1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."

2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.

3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.

4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:

'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop All you get is the snowman's poop!'

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Sun, 12-16-2007 - 2:40pm
lol... I'll have to be sure to try these....



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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 2:44pm

cool.......... glad I could give you some ideas! LOL

how is the weather up there hon?

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Registered: 03-02-2006
Sun, 12-16-2007 - 3:19pm

These are great! Much more in line with my natural grinchiness!


How was your birthday?


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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 3:39pm

Hi cin.... The weather sucks... It's been snowing and sleeting since about 2am. Severe weather warning in effect until 7am Monday morning. Got about



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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 3:55pm
it was lovely, and restful. and surprising
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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 3:57pm

no thats quite alright hon........ our snow has started

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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 4:01pm
Surprising? Now you've got me curious...


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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 4:15pm
well I had already ordered my bday presents........had my spa day and my swanky dinner out

then hubby and DD surprised me with a really nice digital camera
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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 7:00pm
Good for you! I hope the new camera will help you with your hobby. I love my digital camera, not that I am much of a photographer. Glad you had a nice birthday (and managed to stretch it into two days of celebration!)


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Sun, 12-16-2007 - 7:46pm
Honey, I have been celebrating my bday since thursday!

but yes I have celebrated today as well........... bad weather has kept us home so I have been able to spend some time with friends here.

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