Cell Phone Photo fantasy...

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Cell Phone Photo fantasy...
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Fri, 05-30-2008 - 3:52pm

My girlfriend wants me to send her a cell phone photo of my erection.

I'm surprised that she'd like this, but I'm amused and would like to comply, but I'm still having a hard time believing she'd want this...

Any other girls out there find this arousing?

Would you be offended if you got a sexy photo from your lover?

I just want to hear someone tell me I'm not crazy before I send it..

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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 1:10pm

I didn't figure you had one, but a boy can dream can't he?

What would you girls like for dinner? And what do I get to eat? ;-)

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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 4:55pm

oh my is that Jeff???

The Sassy One

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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 7:32pm

Well if you wanted me to half the night I could be the good twin and the other half I could be the bad twin.


Surprise me with dinner and you get to eat dessert {evil grin}

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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 7:36pm

Oh, so you start off nice and then get naughty - I like that idea.

Well, for dessert I do like to eat....cookies :-)

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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 7:47pm
Jeff how do I put this, NO COOKIES how about some cherry Pie? (wink)
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Sat, 05-31-2008 - 7:54pm
I think the cookie I'm talking about and your cherry pie that you're talking about are the same thing ;-)
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Sun, 06-01-2008 - 12:41am

raging, you're perhaps an exception.

I'm not suggesting that it's some rarity, I'm just saying the majority of women aren't going to look at porn with the frequency that men do. Though some probably do.

Thx, and I don't think it will have too much of a negative effect, I just want to know what MIGHT be next. I'm perfectly comfortable admitting I don't want to be compared to porn quality video. Bottom Line is, I think I COULD look good, but the reality is I don't have the camera expertise, lighting, equipment to produce that level of quality. I'm comfy with my size, if not downright braggadacio about it. But let's put it this way, if she says, "let's watch porn together." I'm probably going to avoid movies where the actor is off the chart bigger than I. And I don't know a straight man alive that wouldn't do the same.

The picture worked well, and it's a thrill to think she's looking at it while I'm out o town!

If this works to enslave her, I'll have her right where I want her:)

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Sun, 06-01-2008 - 7:46pm

"I'm probably going to avoid movies where the actor is off the chart bigger than I. "


So, for men it is about the penis size and not the overall looks of the actor?

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Sun, 06-01-2008 - 10:24pm

I'm probably going to avoid movies where the actor is off the chart bigger than I.


I have never looked at a gargantuan porn star penis and compared it to DH's.


Mostly I think they look ridiculous and floppy when they are that large.













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Mon, 06-02-2008 - 12:33am

So, for men it is about the penis size and not the overall looks of the actor? I'm curious...how do you feel if you want to watch a movie and the woman said she wasn't comfortable because her body is not as great as the actress in the movie? Would you be understanding or feel otherwise?

As long as these other blokes are 'in the ballpark', it's all good. I just don't to be reminded that some dude out there has more reason to grin than I. Not that there are many that do:) It's probably equally psychological for me as it is my intention to avoid an anatomy lesson with her.

As an aside, if men really controlled the world quite like some women say they do, then condoms would unroll and run out RIGHT at the very base of the penis. If you really think about it, if a man let's a girl put a condom on him and she realizes it still has several more inches left to unroll, for at least a split second, she might give some thought as to why there is more condom left!

Raging, you've also brought up an excellent point, about the inevitable comparison of body types, styles. To me, porn should be nothing more than background noise. I just don't see the point in 'watching' if you've got a perfectly willing/able lady beside you. At best, the idea would be to use the peer factor to induce a little bit more comfort in sexual self expression for both parties. Like a first martini, yes?

Ogling at anything while with your partner is probably a bad idea. The whole point is to increase intimacy, not to serve as a side dish. But it also speaks to a point about confidence as well. If that's a potential threat to a womens psyche, then I would probably avoid it. What would be the point in harming her confidence?

So to answer your question, yes, I think one must be very careful with that environment, and I would be very considerate, but I think if done right, the sounds matter as much as the images and it's makes for a less inhibited environment.

Get it on!

Errr, get r done!

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