Christmas Joke

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Registered: 10-04-2006
Christmas Joke
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Thu, 11-29-2007 - 6:31pm






This Year's First Christmas Joke

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Registered: 11-13-2006
Thu, 11-29-2007 - 6:46pm

Thank you Bill.........

between you up here and Morse down below im giggling like a schoolgirl tonight!

Here is another one for you

Holiday Nuts! -------

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and
towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

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Registered: 10-04-2006
Thu, 11-29-2007 - 7:04pm

Good one!

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Registered: 11-13-2006
Thu, 11-29-2007 - 7:21pm
Merry Christmas Bill..... hope you come back around... we need more MEN around here!
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Registered: 10-04-2006
Thu, 11-29-2007 - 9:57pm

I wish I had more time to goof off, but I am so far behind in a couple of writing deadlines and four family cookbook orders totaling over four hundred books, I have to force myself to stick with it.

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Registered: 12-25-2006
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 7:34am
Oh, I really like this one Cindy...as a mental health person, may I steal these???











iVillage Member
Registered: 11-13-2006
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 8:06am

Morning Moon,
NO Stealing allowed......

I give you these freely my dear friend......

Merry Christmas!
Love
Cin

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Registered: 12-25-2006
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 9:16am

Thank you - that's a very useful gift!











iVillage Member
Registered: 11-13-2006
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 9:21am

You are welcome Moon!

I found a wonderful page of christmas funnies just now......

Look out guys...... here they come!

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Registered: 03-09-2005
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 11:01am
Send them on.
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Registered: 11-13-2006
Fri, 11-30-2007 - 11:38am

Computer Wonderland Singalong

Another "ping",
Are you listenin'?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin'.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!

Gone away,
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged "urgent, please read!",
And "answer with speed!".
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!

In the morning e-mails start to add up.
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope the server stays up.
You can't do your job if it goes down.

10 P.M.,
You're not tired.
The caffeine,
Has got you wired.
The day's not complete,
Till the last delete,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!

In the morning e-mails start to add up,
No lunch today cause messages abound.
Just click away and hope the server stays up.
You can't do your job if it goes down.

Until you,
Are retired,
The same old grind,
It is required.
You'll face unafraid,
That message parade.
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland

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