I did not come up with this list,of course I found it on the internet
The Perfect woman with the perfect attitude..
1. I'll swallow it all! I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored... Lets shave my p***! 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Can you do it again? 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Wouldn't you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 10. Lets subsribe to Hustler. 11. Lets go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12. I'll be outside painting the house. 13. I love it when you play golf every Sunday. How about Saturday too? 14. Honey... our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come quick! 15. Is it too tight for you back there? Please try again... 16. No, no. I'll take the car in for the oil change. 17. You mother is way better than mine! 18. Do me a favour and just forget that Valentine's thing... You need those new clubs! 19. I understand. Our anniversary comes every year. You go ahead and go hunting with boys. I know what a stress reliever it is... 20. Oh come on.. what do ou say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer and a few joints. I'll get my friend Tammy for a three-way. 21. Not the mall again! Let's go and see that new strip joint! 22. Listen, I'll make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and start working on getting that nagging handicp down to a 7 or 8... 23. God! I swear! If I don't blow you soon, I'm going to bust!!! 24. I signed up for yoga, just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you. 25. No, no, no... You stay in bed! Whatever it is, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep!
OK GUYS I am ok with some of that list but letting you retire so you can work on your golf is crap and you know what you will do. You guys will sit on your butts and get fat..and I will have to find me someone who is willing to enjoy my new Yoga moves...lol
so can you put your ankles behind your ears?......Yet?
Male65401
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the thingsyou didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines.Sail away from the safe harbor.Catch the trade winds in your sails.Explore. Dream.Discover" ...
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I did not come up with this list,of course I found it on the internet
The Perfect woman with the perfect attitude..
1. I'll swallow it all! I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored... Lets shave my p***!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Can you do it again?
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Wouldn't you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10. Lets subsribe to Hustler.
11. Lets go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be outside painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf every Sunday. How about Saturday too?
14. Honey... our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come quick!
15. Is it too tight for you back there? Please try again...
16. No, no. I'll take the car in for the oil change.
17. You mother is way better than mine!
18. Do me a favour and just forget that Valentine's thing... You need those new clubs!
19. I understand. Our anniversary comes every year. You go ahead and go hunting with boys. I know what a stress reliever it is...
20. Oh come on.. what do ou say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer and a few joints. I'll get my friend Tammy for a three-way.
21. Not the mall again! Let's go and see that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I'll make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and start working on getting that nagging handicp down to a 7 or 8...
23. God! I swear! If I don't blow you soon, I'm going to bust!!!
24. I signed up for yoga, just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
25. No, no, no... You stay in bed! Whatever it is, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep!
OMG, now that was a hilarious list. A very good find.
No there is a real Unicorn.!!!
Dirty
Ladyroberts
so can you put your ankles behind your ears?......Yet?
Male65401
sails.Explore. Dream.Discover" ...
And just what would you do with this "perfect woman"?
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