Hanging Out

iVillage Member
Registered: 01-12-2004
Hanging Out
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Tue, 10-19-2004 - 1:58pm
This is a fantasy board, right?

Maybe I've seen too many National Geographics of jungle tribes running around naked except for a gourd or something over their penis. It was interesting to see their bags flopping around like that was socially acceptable.

If I was empress, I'd decree all guys clothes must have an opening in front and they must hang out and display their balls in public. I'd find it most "facinating". Plus, maybe it'd help world peace. LOL.

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iVillage Member
Registered: 08-11-2004
In reply to: debbieb714
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 3:13pm
LOL, good one, I know I wouldn't go around starting a fight with my balls swinging in the wind.
iVillage Member
Registered: 03-19-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 8:31pm
Now, that's a great fantasy.

 

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Tue, 10-19-2004 - 9:48pm

So the women can wear clothing but the men have to have their balls hanging out? What about the ahem - other part of the guy? Where do you decree it should go?


And does this mean public nudity is now legal? Cuz there have been times when I was somewhere public and thought "I could really go for some sex right now" but those silly little laws kept me in line...


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iVillage Member
Registered: 07-06-2004
In reply to: debbieb714
Wed, 10-20-2004 - 5:55pm
I like her line of thinking. LOL. I unzipped, flopped out my bag, and the boys are hanging down. It just plain feels masculine, when walking, to have one's testicles flopping around in their loose bag. The other part of the guy? I thought it was the usual clothes, but only hang the balls out. Would women want to also see that thing swinging around? A woman would get instant feedback on her attractiveness factor. Balls are better at keeping secrets. LOL.
iVillage Member
Registered: 07-18-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Thu, 10-28-2004 - 8:42am
I think guys always having their bag hanging out is a great idea. It has my vote. With the upcoming flu season, it's usually transmitted by shaking hands with a person. Okay guys, in business and personal situations, rather than shaking hands, why don't you instead flop or slap your balls together. It'd be much more hygenic. When meeting a lady, she could just reach down, hold and shake them, and ask how are you two doing. LOL.

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-29-2004
In reply to: debbieb714
Thu, 10-28-2004 - 9:14am
omg ......im totally sitting in front of my computer cracking up at your responses guys....hahahah......i like becky's idea....instead of shaking hands....yeah...hey boys(down there)....how you doin?..LMAO
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Thu, 10-28-2004 - 4:09pm

OH MY! What would the new "shake" do to the sexual harrassment policies at our offices? I read this thread t my hubby and he tried it out - the wearing of the men on the outside and he said he got a nice breeze. :-)


Next time he does it I will try out the handshake and see where it leads...


J

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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-13-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Fri, 10-29-2004 - 10:09am
Hanging them out could cause a whole new industry to develop. Outside during the winter it might be too cold for the boys. Guys would need to buy some sock like thing to slip over them. Maybe some bag sunblock and special skin cream?

I think how low a guy hangs can vary. I wonder if they have control over that and, does it feel better or worse to have the boys hanging low?

iVillage Member
Registered: 08-29-2004
In reply to: debbieb714
Fri, 10-29-2004 - 11:55am
now i want to try the handshake with my SO. shake his boys:p......lol....oh he'd love that!
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2003
In reply to: debbieb714
Fri, 03-04-2005 - 2:54pm

I just loved this thread and I don't know how many of our regulars now got to see it way back in 2004.. so here it is..


What do you all think about this? I loved the idea (as you have read by now) Haha.


Jennie

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