Glad I could make someone laugh this morning, since that's out of the question for myself. Ever have a day that starts out bad, and then progressively goes downhill in a hurry? Okay, no more bitching.....
7 or 8 you say?? My lord woman, I thought I was a rather ornery and over-sexed young puppy, but I didn't know that "thing" I had was good for anything but peeing until I was like.....hmmmm.......11. I wasn't a real bright fella as you can sort of figure out...)
I will share something with you though....shhhh....no telling okay.....during my knothole moment I mentioned....it was a painful pleasure only another man would appreciate......yep......splinters....OMG....I wasn't quite right for days!! Mom finally had to remove the last few with tweezers.....you don't think she wondered how the hell her little boy did that.....lol.
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HAHA .. that is funny!
Glad I could make someone laugh this morning, since that's out of the question for myself. Ever have a day that starts out bad, and then progressively goes downhill in a hurry? Okay, no more bitching.....
7 or 8 you say?? My lord woman, I thought I was a rather ornery and over-sexed young puppy, but I didn't know that "thing" I had was good for anything but peeing until I was like.....hmmmm.......11. I wasn't a real bright fella as you can sort of figure out...)
I will share something with you though....shhhh....no telling okay.....during my knothole moment I mentioned....it was a painful pleasure only another man would appreciate......yep......splinters....OMG....I wasn't quite right for days!! Mom finally had to remove the last few with tweezers.....you don't think she wondered how the hell her little boy did that.....lol.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Thursday.
mwm
I think girls have an advantage over that.
I'm so sorry, but I am laughing so hard right now.....
MWAH
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Glad I could offer up a little chuckle or two then.....everyone needs a laugh every now and again just to keep our sanity, don't you agree?
Lunchtime......hmmmm.....maybe I'll go grab a burger and cruise the streets lookin' for some strange......lol. Last time
I find that purrrrrfectly normal......cats have 9 lives......why can't some of us have 9 voices pulling us in 9 different directions?
If we can't make fun of ourselves, who the hell can!!
Well, no luck with the cruising......I think I'll just settle for a blow up doll and call it a day....:)))
How are you?/I'm smiling
What are you wearing today?/I'give you two guesses
Do you remember your first sexual experience?/yes
Do you want to tell us about it?/email me lol
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