How to fake a threesome for my wife?

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Registered: 07-14-2011
How to fake a threesome for my wife?
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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 6:44am

Yes, I know the obvious bits... a blindfold and an active imagination!

Also this is something she and I have discussed and yes the idea does turn her on!

No we don't actually want another person with us in the bedroom as it is our business what we do there as a married couple.

What I do want however are any ideas to make the experience as realistic as possible?

I would welcome any suggestions or (better still) personal experience of how to best achieve the illusion for her.

I'm thinking about getting a recording from a stranger reading a script? What do people think?

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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 10:00am

Maybe try creating a profile on a swinger's website, and looking through the people there and "picking" someone, then just vocalize your fantasy.......if it is an MFM fantasy say, start out by her picking a guy she would like, then you can start by saying, "would you like him to do this?" and go from there. Have her suck on a dildo while you have intercourse, again, vocalizing some of the things that might happen....

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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 11:00am

That's not something I'd thought of, and not sure if she'd actually want to talk to them on the site...

I'll ask her!

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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 1:40pm

You wouldn't have to talk to them, but it would bring a more real element into it, picking someone who would actually do it, as opposed to some random celebrity fantasy....

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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 2:51pm

lol... I just answered your questions on the other thread, so you can disregard them....

Do you have any toys? Is she into anal? If so, you can insert one anally, and you vaginally, or vice-versa. Or have her suck on you will you are using a vibrator on her.



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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 7:50pm
Ever think of getting a sybian? It's sort of like a (much smaller) mechanical bull that would have a dildo sticking out of the top. She could ride that while maybe performing certain activities on you
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Thu, 07-14-2011 - 10:33pm

Yes, we have toys, (quite a few dildos actually!) but it's obvious when it's a dildo and when it's a real person...

What I was getting at is how to create the illusion?

Maybe different voices, sounds, or even using one heavily moisturised hand and one left to get rough... maybe different aftershaves to make her think the real person she feels is someone different.

We've tried using me and a toy inside her in different holes which was really satisfying for us both, so yes we've tried anal too, but I think the big "sybian" machine or power tools with a rubber cock is a little too extreme!

Where do you then store it? - not in the bedside drawer!

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Fri, 07-15-2011 - 7:07am
I've never taken measurements on a sybian, but it could probably slide under your bed. If not, then go in a closet
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Fri, 07-15-2011 - 7:08am
JR1981 wrote:

What I was getting at is how to create the illusion?


maybe hop on webcam and let someone watch

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Fri, 07-15-2011 - 7:46am

I like the idea, but that's a whole different thread!