JUNE Roll Call

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Registered: 10-15-2006
JUNE Roll Call
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Wed, 06-01-2011 - 8:50pm

It's time again for that monthly roll call!

What's your screen name or what you like to be called?

Gender?

How long have you been visiting iVillage?

What are your favorite types of threads?

What's a change you would like to see on this board?

What's a change you would like to see at iVillage?

Mrs P

iVillage Member
Registered: 04-26-2011
In reply to: mrspe
Tue, 06-07-2011 - 3:16pm
Launch the probe

Fire the love missile

I had heard Dine at the Y

Go spelunking :)

Diving for pearls?

I would love to use all the naughty words, and talk dirty, but the less I say in bed seems to be the better ...
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2007
In reply to: mrspe
Tue, 06-07-2011 - 4:01pm

LOL, spelunking! I think dirty things everytime I see a bumper sticker for cave diving

I love to hear dirty talk, but I'm terrible at it, I have such stage fright when it comes time to say anything

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
iVillage Member
Registered: 04-26-2011
In reply to: mrspe
Tue, 06-07-2011 - 4:25pm
I'm so button down straight and narrow meek and mild that given a chance to let go, I can really let go ;) I know that a simple "bang me, bang me harder" from a gal is about it takes, but just saying whats in your brain, naughty words and all would be awesome.

I may have to ask a naughty question soon, see how gals like to hear naughty talk, if they do...

Bumping uglies..

horizontal mambo

hide the salami

And the best line I ever read in a modern fiction novel ..

"I'm so horny I could "eff" the crack of dawn...."

And so it goes ;)
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-04-2007
In reply to: mrspe
Tue, 06-07-2011 - 4:48pm

"I'm so horny I could "eff" the crack of dawn...."

Good distraction frees us from emotional pain, bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz. ~~~ Guru Tugginmypudha
iVillage Member
Registered: 06-17-2006
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 10:28am

This is cracking me up.

I don't know if either of you watch Dexter, but I love the lab tech Masuka.He has some of the funniest and most creative phrases for this stuff.

For example, this quote of his came up on my Facebook yesterday, "What’s your status? Committed or just riding the baloney pony?"

Also, I love Bloodhound Gang's different references to all of it in their song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.


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iVillage Member
Registered: 04-26-2011
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 11:58am
Knockin boots'

Doin' the Dirty

Mattress Mambo

Feed the Kitty

And to get Shakespearean on ya'll :

Making The Beast With Two Backs

I'll need to find that song now ;)
iVillage Member
Registered: 11-30-2010
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 12:15pm

Coming out of lurking :smileyhappy:

What's your screen name or what you like to be called?

screen name is kilroy1964 but since nobody's called me kilroy for quite awhile I prefer to just go by D.

Gender?

(Looks in pants, it's still there) yep, i'm male

How long have you been visiting iVillage?

since around thanksgiving of last year. just discovered this board. I'm shy and mostly lurk but come out of hiding on occasion

What are your favorite types of threads?

I like these types of threads and threads that help spark ideas for stuff to try with my gf. really like the stories but at the moment i'd be too shy to write anything to share that way.

What's a change you would like to see on this board?

it's too soon to tell.

What's a change you would like to see at iVillage?

i've noticed alot of buggy things on the boards and it would be nice to see those fixed

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iVillage Member
Registered: 08-01-2006
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 2:11pm

Now, now, D..... You know lurking is not allowed. Once you come out, there is NO going back......

What kind of things has your computer been doing here?



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Registered: 08-01-2006
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 2:12pm

Oooops, I forgot to say, there is no need to be shy. We're all adults here and friends. Oh, and by the way, I'm shy, too. :)



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iVillage Member
Registered: 05-23-2011
In reply to: mrspe
Wed, 06-08-2011 - 2:29pm

It's time again for that monthly roll call!

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