Ladies - if you could have a penis fo...

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Thu, 01-31-2008 - 12:10pm

Ladies - if you could have a penis for 24 hours only, what would you do with it?



  • I'd take pictures of me and my penis
  • I'd play show-and-tell with my girlfriends
  • I'd play with it and see what it feels like to get a hard-on
  • I'd go to the bathroom and see what it's like to pee through a penis
  • I'd show my DH/BF and enjoy freaking him out
  • I'd want to perform anal sex on my DH/BF
  • I'd drop in on a GF and coax her into sex - I bet I could do it!
  • I'd try to contort myself and see if I could give myself a BJ
  • I'd masturbate so that I can find out how it feels to ejaculate
  • All (or none) or the above - please explain


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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 7:37am
As a second thought, writing one's name with cum would only work if your name had lots of Is and upsidedown Js in it...and names with more than 8-10 letters might be a problem.
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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 8:24am

while i would agree writing your name in the snow isn't all that easy or what its cracked up to be.

~ Last year I received a kidney transplant from my older brother from another state. I'm glad and thankful the operation as a success. Just don't tell him that now i have 3!!!
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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 8:41am
I think I'd need a stencil, too.
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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 9:16am
LOL............ now THAT was funny



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Registered: 06-27-2007
Fri, 02-01-2008 - 9:24am

why thank you, but it is true.


just so you know i'll be doing two shows a night for the rest of the week.

~ Last year I received a kidney transplant from my older brother from another state. I'm glad and thankful the operation as a success. Just don't tell him that now i have 3!!!
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Registered: 11-13-2006
Fri, 02-01-2008 - 9:32am
a stencil.... tooo funny



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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 02-01-2008 - 10:47am
lol... I've actually tried... And as a woman, I can tell you it's not that easy, especially with my name!

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Registered: 08-01-2006
Fri, 02-01-2008 - 10:49am
lol... I haven't



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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 11:20am
I give you credit for trying!
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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 11:21am
Script.... lol... I figured with a continuous flow, that might be easier... lol

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