Ladies - if you could have a penis fo...

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Thu, 01-31-2008 - 12:10pm

Ladies - if you could have a penis for 24 hours only, what would you do with it?



  • I'd take pictures of me and my penis
  • I'd play show-and-tell with my girlfriends
  • I'd play with it and see what it feels like to get a hard-on
  • I'd go to the bathroom and see what it's like to pee through a penis
  • I'd show my DH/BF and enjoy freaking him out
  • I'd want to perform anal sex on my DH/BF
  • I'd drop in on a GF and coax her into sex - I bet I could do it!
  • I'd try to contort myself and see if I could give myself a BJ
  • I'd masturbate so that I can find out how it feels to ejaculate
  • All (or none) or the above - please explain


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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 11:35am

You know, NH, if we ever got enough snow down here I think I could pull this 'writing your name thing' off ... short name, loopy letters...hmmmm...


there's a male coworker here who swears his wife can go higher on a wall than he can...I don't know why he shared that with us, but he did!











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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 11:54am
I'm not surprised.
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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 12:02pm
lol... With that name, I could probably do it.... Maybe I'll try it someday, and I'll let you know!

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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 12:26pm
Dooooo!











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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 12:27pm
I've led











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Fri, 02-01-2008 - 8:28pm
  • I'd take pictures of me and my penis
  • I'd play show-and-tell with my girlfriends
  • I'd play with it and see what it feels like to get a hard-on
  • I'd go to the bathroom and see what it's like to pee through a penis
  • I'd show my DH/BF and enjoy freaking him out
  • I'd drop in on a GF and coax her into sex - I bet I could do it!
  • I'd try to contort myself and see if I could give myself a BJ
  • I'd masturbate so that I can find out how it feels to ejaculate

  • i would not want to have anal sex with it though... but i would definately get a blow job.

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    Mon, 02-04-2008 - 5:48am

    I've lurked for months, but I have finally decided to jump in with this one.


    If I could have a penis for a day, no way, I'm not sure I would want one for five minutes let alone a whole day!!!! A femae body with a penis would look weird, and just thinking about all the other things that go with a penis like no boobs, hairy chest, stubble on the chin, etc., don't do anything for me at all. And who wants to have to use the men's restroom. About the only advantage I could think of is standing up to pee, but the disadvantages are so, so, so enormous that I would never want to try a penis and will stick to the nice little girl body that I was born with!


    Love, Emma

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    Registered: 11-13-2006
    Mon, 02-04-2008 - 8:06am

    Welcome to the board Emma!

    I totally agree with you!




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    Registered: 08-09-2005
    Mon, 02-04-2008 - 8:43am

    We might have hairy chests, but at least we don't have periods....major advantage to being someone with a penis, no periods!!!

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    Mon, 02-04-2008 - 8:58am
    Lots of people like yours Jeff!



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