The Sex Olympics

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Registered: 03-22-2008
The Sex Olympics
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Sun, 08-17-2008 - 11:55am

Ok guys this is just for fun....


This morning DH and I were talking about the Olympics and London in 2012, and somehow came around to The Sex Olympics.

 

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Registered: 03-22-2008
In reply to: killy_23
Sun, 08-17-2008 - 12:00pm

1. what events do you think they'd have?

 

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Registered: 09-27-2005
In reply to: killy_23
Sun, 08-17-2008 - 9:14pm

How about some kind of oral sex competion.. Where women perform oral sex on the men..What man comes the fastest the woman from that country wins...


Have another competion where oral sex is scored by skill and performance.. The bility to deep throat, use of the tongue, etc The scoring would be similar to how gymnastics is....9.1. 9.5. 9.3.9.2 9.5 .9.8..... etc..


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Registered: 10-15-2006
In reply to: killy_23
Sun, 08-17-2008 - 9:51pm

Oh you have me laughing...


Points awarded for degree of difficulty?


You know the Russian judge is going to tank the scores...

















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Registered: 08-01-2006
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 8:33am

lol... I think it should be the men giving the women oral....

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Registered: 09-27-2005
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 9:18am

lol... I think it should be the men giving the women oral....


yes we can have that as a sport also...


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Registered: 01-02-2006
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 9:50am

The women judging the men....I'd be all for it.

I wonder where I could find some lady to be my judge....any volunteers? :-)

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Registered: 08-01-2006
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 10:55am
Alright! When do we get these games going?

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Registered: 08-03-2006
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 10:58am
What no flogging or whipping events? I'll volunteer to be the floggee for the Norwegian team ~devilish grin~

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Registered: 09-27-2005
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 11:59am

We get theses games started right now!!!!


I will go first for the USA TEAM


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Registered: 01-28-2004
In reply to: killy_23
Mon, 08-18-2008 - 12:31pm
i will grant you the gold in that one.
However I want the bronze ......
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